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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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what my notifs look like currently

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ROOSTERTEETH WHEN I CATCH YOU ROOSTERTEETH!!!! BURNIE WHEN I CATCH YOU BURNIE!!!!

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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

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Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

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Sourdough Croissants

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my problem as a writer and as a roleplayer is that I always want characters to do that thing where you hold your hand out, palm to the ground, and kind of tilt it quickly left and right to express uncertainty or a "kinda-sorta"/"yes and no" vibe. but I don't know an official term for this so I always just call it the Noncommittal Hand Waggle

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Washington: You played me!

Felix: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”

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RVB S11-S17, MIA, Relocated, and WTAWTAW

Saw news that RT removed their season compilation videos (the individual ones are still there last I heard though), so I'm introducing my little library of what I could upload! Unfortunately they're not in the highest quality since I didn't think I'd share this in the future at the time of downloading them, but if you need them, here ya go!

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Holy Shit

ive seen some people mad and if youre a fan of the later seasons im sorry but this is EXACTLY what (never knew i) wanted

Red vs Blue is one of those rare accidents only possible online, a silly comedy turned organically into a masterpiece, into a whole company. i havent kept up with rt for a good few years now. people got exposed for things, people got accused of things, theres drama where there used to just be fun and I checked out. Idk how this season is happening and i kinda dont care because the moment that trailer started i was back

everyone just thinks of rvb as a silly comedy, and it is. Or they think of it having cool acton, and it does. But its the drama they’ve made inbetween those things, the character, the lore that most people seem to forget about. Its fascinating that it can pull all that off, make characters as goofy as caboose or sarge believably coexist with characters as psychologically complex as washington, carolina, the meta, the directah, felix, locus, alison, church, is still just kind of my favorite thing. This is my favorite tone, absurd comedy, genuine drama. Its something i’ve only seen pulled off to this degree in like SAO abridged, another parody that became more than the sum of its parts (if you have other examples let me kno)

I am about to embark on a full rvb rewatch because ive been considering it a while but was always like nah its like sooo long, but this is enough reason to do it. I hope its fuckin’ good, otherwise, that’d be bitch huh