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JERK OFF!!!!!

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You're so big and tough, right? So you can take another shot for me? Let me pour alcohol down your throat until you can't think? You know you're safe around me. If you wake up sore in the morning, covered in bruises, it must just be from stumbling around blacked out. Right?

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Being called out 😭

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his mind was like an intel i3 but his pussy was like an RTX 4090. his body was an Asus ROG and his ass was like 4gb ddr4 ram. but god help you if he did that thing with his disc drive.

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completely alone in the office today i am going to fuck my desk until i die

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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

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Standard: developing a kink as you start having sex

Silver: develop a kink in your youth because you go through puberty early and get really horny

Gold: developing a kink because it's reflective of your trauma

Platinum: developing a kink cuz a callout post demonized someone for it and you realized that's hot as hell

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Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible

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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

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me every five minutes: if I built another weird electronic contraption I think it would fix me