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I do think that part of the reason that The Dreamer Trilogy is Like That is because the premise is inherently flawed in that The Raven Cycle was originally magical realism, a genre that doesn't rely on explanations for magic and magic systems and actually coasts on them being unexplainable, whereas The Dreamer Trilogy had to expand the world beyond Henrietta and start explaining things, which makes the whole premise begin to fall apart.

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An old, restored photo of Rosalyne-Kruzchka Lohefalter with her crimson DH-82A Tiger Moth.

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sometimes a post will generalize about americans and be semi or mostly right but obviously has only interacted with one specific region or class or race and ill do my smug little american chortle that they're stereotyping poorly and then immediately after there'll be a post saying that americans cant live without large bevvy and if you seen an american without a large beverage in arms reach thats actually a distress sign and possibly even a medical emergency and im like oh that's true 100% for all of us. yes.

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they were her people

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Prince vibes 👑🤲🏻

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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

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i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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random poll bc im curious

feel free to add tags abt gender and stuff too/nf

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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

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The Kelpie Pond by Jaimie Whitbread

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what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???

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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?