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When you introduce your friends to K-pop, it really can go either way. #skz #straykids #stay #hanjisungstraykids #bangchanstraykids #changbinstraykids #thisdidhappen #bothofthem https://www.instagram.com/p/Cksv1L5uI_3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY INNIE!!!!!!!

maknae on top indeed

🎁🎊💛

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*Reblogs as demigirl and in passive aggressive support*

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE KNOW!!!!!

best bias wrecker, you deserve the world but the world doesnt deserve you <3

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dont mind me just casually reading a gay kpop omegaverse SMUT right next to my homophobic Christian conservative and slightly racist grandmother :)

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Fandom Etiquette

I’ve been around for a really long time in various fandoms, and no one ever writes this stuff down. I’ll start. Please add to the list. We can’t expect people to follow “rules” they don’t know exist. 

written with the help of @unbreakablejemmasimmons

Fanart

if you like something, reblog it. Help the artist get their work out there in front of more people. Share the joy that it brought you. 

if you want more of it, support it. This can be via commissions, reblogs, recommending the artist to other people, shouting in the tags, or sending the artist asks/messages. 

if you hate it, keep scrolling. Keep the hate in a message window with a friend, not in the artist’s notes. 

if you want to use it, ask permission. Artwork is beautiful and you want to show it off. But please ask the artist before you throw it into your header or your icon. 

if you use it, give credit. And not just a post where you say “Do you like my new icon? X made it!”. Put it in your blog description, that way when someone rolls around your blog three months from now, they also know where your icon/header came from. 

Fanfic

if you like something, reblog it. Help the author get their work out there in front of more people. Share the joy that it brought you.

if you want more of it, support it. Kudos are fine, but if you want more of the thing you like, you should comment. Subscribe to the story or the author. Send them a message about how much you like what they wrote. 

if you read it, kudos it. Or give it a thumbs up. And this is just if you managed to get all the way to the end. If you finished the story and you actually liked it? Comment and reblog. 

don’t demand content. Be patient. Stories take time. You can encourage without being demanding. Show your love for what’s there without telling them to post more often. 

be gentle with criticism. Some people want it and some people run away from it. If you don’t know what type of person the author is, it’s best not to go there. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything.”

Fandom

ship and let ship. You love your ship and other people love theirs. No one needs to “win” when we’re all going to end up in tears anyway. 

if you hate it, stay out of the tag. This has two meanings: 1) don’t deliberately put hateful commentary in a tag and 2) if you  hate a tag, don’t go and read through that tag just to make yourself angry

if someone makes you something, appreciate it. Read and comment the fic. Like and reblog the artwork. Pimp it out and tell them how much you loved it. It’s a gift, treat it like one. 

if it’s a gift, put some effort into it. You signed up for that exchange three months ago and now it’s a week before you have to send the gift and you don’t have the time or the inclination to do the thing. Well too bad. Someone out there has been working hard in your gift, so you should do the same for them. 

none of us are “better” than anyone else. We’re all trash for our particular show/film/book/ship/artist/what-have-you. My fave is no better than yours and yours is no better than mine. 

actors are not their characters. They are people. Treat them like people. 

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ok so ive had this au in my head for a while but alas i am not a fucking writer so someone please write this au (preferrably in pjo, stray kids, atla, hp, tog, acotar, or mlb but i will read any fandom if it comes down to it)

so basically its a soulmate au but instead of them being “meant to be” or where they just have a “significant relationship”, they would be the person that changed your life the most. this could be taken in good or bad context, but basically it could be your parents because of how they brought you up, it could be your significant partner if you want the cliche, it could be the person who murdered your family and friends (that took a dark turn real fucking fast), or it could just be someone on the streets selling a brochure to the place you meet your s/o. you literally dont have to know them, but they are basically the representation or the catalyst of the event(s) or moment(s) that changed your life forever. oh yeah and the soulmate doesnt have to be person, it just has to be a living thing.

example:

person a is just walking down the street on a rainy night when they hear a kitten in an alleyway. the kitten doesnt have a tag, so person a brings it home with them. the next day, person a goes to the local clinic where they meet person b, and persons a and b start to date. the kitten would be person a’s soulmate in this situation (its the catalyst to this event happening)

another example:

person a is a rapist and a serial killer, whose next target is person b. person a is person b’s soulmate because person b’s life was changed forever

one more example:

person a’s parents are their soulmates - the parents were heavily in debt with multiple local gangs in the city, and person a was forced into helping pay it off by orchestrated and committing crimes (typically theft or kidnapping). one day, person a is set to complete a mission with person b - person a’s parents ultimately caused the situation person a is in, and are there fore their soulmates.

just one more but only because short little au explanations are the only kind of writing i can successfully complete:

person a and person be are dating, and person a is constantly claiming to be person b’s soulmate and vice versa (childhood friends au included in this one). however, person a is constantly belittling and *gaslighting* person b, and their relationship becomes extremely toxic. this leads to person a abusing person b (the gaslighting makes person b think its fine, they d e s e r v e it) and eventually person c finds out about this and gets person b away from person a. however, person b is severely fucked up by person a, so person c takes person b to a therapist and gets person b the help they need. both persons a and c are person b’s soulmates - they were both part of the catalyst that changed person b’s life.

but the soulmates are also allowed to be happy and fluffy together, im just reallllllly not good at writing that in any kind of way :)

so anyway thats (one of) my (many) au(s)

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This is the most helpful guide to the ace spectrum I have ever seen.

Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual-  Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch. 

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes. 

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

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I think I’ve received more help from this post than I have from years of therapy :)

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

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Libraries with a sense of humour.

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

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Aelin, when her plan that she told no one about works and she reaps the benefits that no one else knew would be coming: wow, what a coinkidinky

Rowan:

Aedion:

Dorian:

Chaol: did- did you mean  c o i n c i d e n c e

Aelin: yes, a coinkidinky

All of Aelin’s court: you’re not fooling a n y o n e .

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Excuse me , what do notp mean ?

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Percy: Nico, what are you doing here.

Nico: I need your help

Percy: what’s in it for me

Nico: a night of fabulous fun, mischief and mayhem, oh and possible death!

Percy: check, check, not quite sure about the death tho

Nico: don’t worry it won’t be you

Percy: I’ll grab my sword.

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Percy when he first arrives at Camp Jupiter, wondering what the ever-loving FUCK is going on

Literally every quest:

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Ok so hear me out, this is a hc I’ve had for a while but I can’t write so someone PLEASE do this

- So basically through some unknown means, Loki finds and takes Wanda and Pietro Maximoff to Thanos

- He means to leave them there to let Thanis train them in order for Loki to free himself

- But Gamora and Nebula were also there, and suddenly he decides “fuck it, I’m a father now” land then kidnaps all FOUR of them and brings them (back) to Midgard/Earth

- Now Loki is unwanted after what he did so he goes to the Avengers and Thor in hopes of giving his children a place to stay

- But he runs into Spider-Man in the streets

- Backstory for Spidey: He lives with aunt may,  tu she rarely notices when he leaves for days on end, as long as he goes to school. So he has an apartment in the city, which he allows the five space stragglers to crash and live in for the next two years

- When the Avengers finally find them

- And forced them to go to the Tower, where they are interrogated before deemed safe

- But they dint give away Spidey’s identity, which they know but the Avengers don’t

- When Peter Parker walks in on Tony, Wanda, Pietro, and Loki arguing about their living arrangements, and Peter tries to apologize, but Wanda quickly reads his mind and tells the others to troll the everloving HELL out of the Avengers

- Who don’t know that Peter is Spider-Man, for plot purposes

- whatever happens from here is the potential authors choice, and I am completely fine with anyone using this idea as long as someone gives me cred for the original idea.