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Mumza gets rights

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happy april fools everyone :]

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everyone in ranboo’s stream rn

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it’s so funny to me that the starkid fans think ranboo’s fans are gamers. ranboo streams minecraft roleplay in which he acts as a fantasy hybrid creature who loses his memory and sometimes gets possessed by another version of himself (or something??) and has to fight a godlike being whilst the world theyre living in gets slowly covered by an alien egg that begins taking over people’s bodies and turning them red..... and THAT is what his viewers tune into every day to make theories and fanart about.

dsmp fans are just theatre kids in a different font and nobody want to admit it

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okay but like the hating orphans things, one of the things i go squinty eyes the most is when people say No, Techno will Definitely freak out at Michael, like i understand why Ranboo is wary (paranoia, part of his character) and why Philza goes along (that man is a Ranboo apologist and will just Wait until it comes up with Techno) but people who Genuinely think that Techno would hurt Michael like. No? cc Techno has made Jokes about it precisely because it’s a ridiculous idea, I wouldn’t be surprised if he Already thinks Michael is cute because he watches Ranboo streams, and also Ranboo himself has stated that he as a creator is too attached to Michael to angst with him, Techno wouldn’t go out of his way to upset his friend?? And in a story pov, Techno had Blitz for three seconds and called Blitz perfect, he fed someone else’s fox a gold apple. Come on, man is so soft for cute mobs, also Michael isn’t an orphan

people’s expectation that techno would Hurt and Kill Michael for any reason like. that taps into not Jus them not understanding the character. but also how low r u thinkin of the cc himself like?.....

techno gets Soft for pets n mobs quite easy. like thats a Character but thats also Just Him like its HIM. thats what techno Does. he hasnt even Ever threatened or hurt someone’s beloved pet that i can Ever recall. because Mans Wouldnt Want ppl doin that to Him. 

literally ranboo having stated So Many Times that hes Attached to michael and the entire Vibes around him and how beloved he’s become like he has a whole FUCKING MANSION being built For Him. and people that Technoblade as a Person would just go stab or even threaten michael for... any reason? like. the fuck

a Lot of the time like. techno’s ‘character’ is jus Techno Traits too and whats ‘canon’ and ‘noncanon’ isnt always set in stone so really. w This one especially it jus Shows people dont even Understand techno himself

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Dream SMP awards (survey!)

Your boy is back in town with a new Dream SMP survey! it is mainly about the lore and characters! it’s sort of long, but please fill it out if you can!

https://forms.gle/88UtzYp91SGm7E9b9

please use IGNs (in-game names) if you can!

Reblogs appreciated!

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you absolutely cannot tell me sapnap wasn’t about to put his arm around karl

*holds them gently*

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:DDD YEEEH!! thank you for nameee!!

Name my fern? Name to beat is Ferny mc fern fern! :D

PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE PLANT name the fern uhhh ummmm leafy idk man sdgfjnksgdf leafy or ferny sdgjnkgs im not good at names BUT HHHHHHHHH PLANT 

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Someone talking about another content creator: I just love them!!! They are so positive and care about us!!! They’re my comfort streamer!!!

Someone talking about slimecicle: *shaking* he promised to kill god

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eret canonically has drip

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Finally.... the man is taking the break that he deserves.

For real though, Foolish has done so much on the dream smp in such a short amount of time. Like the Temple of the Undying, Tubbo and Ranboo's mansion, some of the builds in Kinoko Kingdom. He deserves some recognition for that.

But also, just as Ranboo said in the livestream where Foolish first showed him the chandelier, man needs some REST.

(People need to start paying him real money at this point lol /j)

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mcyttwt about mcytblr: omg so quirky 🤪 mcyttumblr is like our enemies to lovers 😊💕🥰 gonna have a redemption arc!!

mcytblr about mcyttwt: i am going to murder you in ur sleep. i will send crushed oranges in your mail. if i was able to block people irl i would block all of you. fuck you.

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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It’s 2:30 in the fucking morning and I’m trying so hard not to laugh at this that it made me cry

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Every time we get a new amnesiac I think about Wilbur's rap against Ranboo in Mad Verse City

"Your character has memory loss? Real fuckin' original"

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Ok, no matter what anyone says, seeing Karl and Sapnap walking around Nikis Secret City, discovering that it was BIG and was there BEFORE, and still going "ay we should put this together with Kinoko and act like its part of the country" even when Niki showed that she wasn't going to REALLY made me mad. This is so much bullshit