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ok last movie talk. one of the most enjoyable moments for me was saying pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis at the same time it was said in the movie literally nothing could be more gratifying
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SONIC MOVIE 3 SPOILERS//
Animatic of a certain fight between a certain blue and black hedgehog
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Maria's death obviously is meant to reflect Longclaw's demise and Tom being injured, but there's actually quite a bit of parallels to the Wachowskis from Shadow and Maria's bonding montage:
• Maria moving in to the lab only to meet Shadow is like a reverse of Tom and Maddie taking Sonic's stuff from his cave to the attic (btw, why did Tom not recognize the cave???)
• Shadow and Maria dancing together calls back to Sonic and Tails winning the dance fight
• Shadow and Maria watch a movie together, and then later we cut to flashback of the Wachowski brothers doing the same, not to mention how Shadow is similarly unnerved by the word "freak" by like Tails is
• In the same way Maria has her heart-to-heart with Shadow under the stars, Sonic also did so with Tails, Knuckles and eventually Shadow, even if the topic is more linked to what Tom told Sonic at the beginning
I'd say the only thing where there's no obvious connection is when Shadow pulls around Maria while she's wearing roller skates and they crash into a food cart, plus the brief ukulele bit
it's so fucking. gahhhhahhhhh
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I need this to be the duo for the Shadow the Hedgehog spin-off
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playing the final horizon hard mode and i only fell ONCE on the first trial tower. improvement exists it will get better <3
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Sonic and Shadow’s dynamic is one of the most absurdly compelling things in the universe, but trying to piece together how they ended up together? It’s like trying to make sense of a puzzle where half the pieces are missing, and the other half shouldn’t even be in the box.
Sonic, the embodiment of joy, freedom, and unshakable optimism, has spent his entire life running toward the next person to help. He’s the hero who sacrifices his own well-being to make sure everyone else is okay, even if it means going head-to-head with the most dangerous forces in the world. That’s his thing—helping others, making them smile, and giving them a sense of hope. But here’s the twist: as much as he wants to be the happy-go-lucky guy everyone sees, there’s this dark undercurrent to him, this subtle tension between his desire to save and his need to keep people at arm’s length. Maybe it’s because he knows just how far he’s willing to go for the ones he loves, or maybe it’s because no one’s ever really looked past that surface-level heroism to see the weight he carries.
Then there’s Shadow. Shadow is pure contradiction—born from hatred, bitterness, and a deep sense of wronged pride. His entire existence was forged in the fire of suffering, revenge, and manipulation, and for a long time, that’s all he knew. He hurt people. He tore through the world just to sustain his own sense of purpose and to feel something, anything. When he wasn’t using his anger as a shield, he was using it as a weapon, but deep down, the emptiness was there. It’s always there, because it’s all he's ever known. He doesn’t trust anyone—not even himself—but somewhere along the way, he started pretending like he didn’t care. Like nobody mattered. Except maybe, just maybe, a certain blue hedgehog who wouldn’t leave him alone.
Their first encounter is nothing short of explosive. Sonic, ever the optimist, sees someone with a chip on his shoulder the size of a mountain and thinks, “Oh, this guy’s a challenge.” He doesn’t know why, but he just has to reach out to Shadow. Maybe it’s the hidden pain he can sense or maybe it’s just Sonic’s nature to see someone struggling and want to help them—but Shadow? Shadow doesn’t need help. Or so he thinks. What starts as one of their usual high-speed chases quickly turns into a twisted game of cat-and-mouse. Sonic’s persistence irritates Shadow to no end, but after a while, there’s this weird, unspoken thing between them. Sonic doesn’t give up, and Shadow? Well, Shadow's just too damn intrigued.
And before they know it—despite themselves—they’re tangled up in each other’s lives. Sonic wants to fix Shadow. He wants to show him there’s more to life than pain, revenge, and isolation. Shadow wants to break Sonic—wants to prove that no one can truly care for someone like him. They’re so opposite, so fundamentally wrong for each other, yet there’s a magnetic pull that neither of them can deny. They don’t fit. They shouldn’t fit. And yet… somehow, they do.
They start dating, and it’s utterly ridiculous. Sonic is all heart, wearing his emotions on his sleeve (even if he doesn’t always want to), while Shadow is trying to act aloof, like he’s above it all. But the walls start to crack. Sonic’s relentless positivity somehow makes Shadow drop his guard just a little, and Shadow’s complexity—his pain, his past—gives Sonic something to fight for. They clash. They argue. They’re insufferable at times. But there’s a strange comfort in it. Sonic gives Shadow the space to be vulnerable, and Shadow forces Sonic to confront the parts of himself he’s been hiding.
Nobody understands why they’re together. Not even them, probably. It's like watching a romantic comedy where the two leads are so mismatched, you can’t even imagine how they got together—but there they are. It’s dysfunctional. It’s complicated. It’s pure chaos. But somehow, that’s what makes it work. Because when you strip it down, it’s two broken souls trying to find a way to fit into each other’s worlds. It’s a love story where the line between hatred and affection is paper-thin, and neither Sonic nor Shadow quite knows when they crossed it.
It’s messed up, it’s confusing, and it’s a damn trainwreck—but that’s exactly why it’s so perfect.
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How the fuck am I meant to go back to my normal routine
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WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO
i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke
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still waiting for a scene in the sonic movies where sonic crashes through a dinner and we see all previous sonic VAs eating chili dogs together
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*patiently waits for sonadow nation to accept my friend request*
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i love when an infamous tumblr classic shows up randomly on my dash and then i see hellsite genetics at the bottom. it’s like watching a really spectacular train crash and then seeing someone wander by and start taking samples of the wreckage
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OK I've seen some people be worried so I do wanna clarify something about Sonic Movie 3:
they DO make it clear that the military was trying to kill Maria
the change from it being a direct shot to an explosion was probably to keep the rating low, but they WERE pointing guns at that 12yo
walters said "those are children" and the soldier responded "we have our orders"
they WERE killing that 12yo whether it was via bullet or boom
just bc the bullet missed doesnt mean it wasnt aimed for her and shadow
it was clear that the military killed maria.
shadow never mentioned this to sonic tho which i think he should've bc it's gonna be a jolt for sonic in movie like 7 when shadow's like "did i never mention the military executed my sister" and sonic's like "they did WHAT"
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Lets Face It, You're No Maria
bit of a spoiler if you squint maybe
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