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I have slept like 4 hours in the last 24 and weirdly the main symptom of this terrible sleep schedule is that I'm excessively verbose for some reason?

It's like I'm too sleepy to not say less. I just gotta keep typin' and talkin".

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in the lectured hall. straight up "taking it". and by " it" haha well. lets justr say. notes

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Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

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I was saying, and I swear this sentence made sense in context, "if I ever were to violate my principles instead of my anus..." but I couldn't finish it because of how loudly my wife was suddenly laughing at me.

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mood

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I’m the person they hire to add idiotic music to cute animal videos

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So my last post is a joke on the premise of "if you put someone in a box, they might do some them-ass shit", right?

But the funny additional part is that I caught myself doing exactly what I joke about doing in that post: I start thinking through some details, like "they could put specific bullets in for different phobias. Like this one is sharks, this one is claustrophobia, and this one is clowns (don't get those last two mixed up)".

I made a cage with foone-bait in it, to make a point about what foone would do if they got caught in it... But before I could finish setting up the joke, a real life foone fell into the trap.

And proved true the premise of the joke:

Given a chance, a foone will come up with a silly idea, then spend a while musing about the implications in order to see if any are amusing or interesting.

(I've not had much sleep and that is very much influencing how this sounds, sorry.)

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Experiment #246: Test Subject "Foone B. Turing" was placed in a well lit room with a desk, ample writing implements, and paper. The subject was instructed to do whatever they felt like. A camera was placed to monitor the subject, and the subject was made aware of this fact.

After 4 hours in the experimental setting, the subject was released and interviewed about their actions during the experiment. They reported that they did some creative writing and then spent a while considering the implications of their work so far, so as to consider what could be written next. When asked to rank their enjoyment of the experience, they identified it as "SOMEWHAT POSITIVE", and explained while it was not an ideal situation, they enjoyed the distraction free writing environment and we're satisfied with the experiment.

When the camera footage was examined, it roughly corresponded to the subjects account.

They are seen to familiarize themselves with the writing implements and the environment for 0:45, writing for 0:37, and then the remaining time is filled with idle motions, looking into the distance, and occasional doodling.

When the notepad was examined after the completion of the experiment, it was found to contain assorted abstract shapes, spirals, grids, and a single line of text:

"a gun (made by a wizard) that shoots magic bullets that give you a new phobia"

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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

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Category: M/M

Tags: Old man yaoi

Characters: linus torvalds

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with all the talk about DIY HRT, let’s also talk about stocking up on mifepristone and misoprostol (the abortion pills). it’s worth knowing the right dosages, how to use it safely, and keeping some on hand. better to have it and not need it than the other way around. the shelf life is (at least) five years.

having abortion pills accessible is just as vital as HRT, especially with both potentially at risk of restricted access.

getting them in advance can be life-saving for you and others around you.

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skyrim got me wanting to eat carrot, cabbage, potato, venison chop, boiled creme tart, leek, grilled leeks, salmon steak, garlic, green apple, red apple, rabbit haunch, and long taffy treat