azraelkaizer
azraelkaizer
Geekus Maximus?
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25, frequently accused of bland humor, sarcasm, bad puns, destruction, and sadism towards my charachters.
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azraelkaizer · 2 years ago
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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
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azraelkaizer · 2 years ago
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Therapy is canon
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Overthinking is Fanfiction
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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I pronouns you not guilty
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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The thing I hate most about this pandemic is that so many people are still on conspiracy theories and thinking the government is hiding stuff from the when there was an exact situation that proved that if new information comes out and is accepted it becomes part of the story.
Since the beginning scientists have been screaming this virus was airborne. But they had no proof. So did they screen shot secret messages? No. Did they create YouTube videos with horrible graphics and editing? Also no. Did they create spam accounts on Twitter and post to every person in the twittersphere their theory? No.
They did studies. Study after study after study. Every single possible mode of transmission was explored. And in the beginning it was shrugged off. Because airborne would be too hard to contain and mean more panic.
So what did they do? MORE STUDIES. More and more and more studies until the proof was so undeniable that governments and regulatory health bodies had to take them seriously and start using risk mitigation factors for airborne transmission.
Conspiracy theories can be facts if you use the right methods to prove them. Scientists worldwide showed that over the past 1.5 years. Conspiracy theorists have no excuse.
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Robb Stark/Daenerys Targaryen, Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark, Domeric Bolton/Sansa Stark, Robert Baratheon/Cersei Lannister, Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister, Joanna Lannister/Tywin Lannister, Tyrion Lannister/Tysha, Dacey Mormont/Benjen Stark Characters: Ned Stark, Mors "Crowfood" Umber, Wyman Manderly, Wendel Manderly, Benjen Stark, Lyanna Stark, Original House Dayne Character(s), Gerold Hightower, Olenna Tyrell, Mace Tyrell, Jory Cassel, Martyn Cassel, Brandon Stark, Rickard Stark, Mark Ryswell, Balon Greyjoy, Victarion Greyjoy Summary:
Ned Stark sits with his men recovering after the Battle of the Bells. As a result of an overheard conversation, the honorable Eddard Stark slowly becomes the wolf the North needs. The Song of Ice and Fire is changed as the Warden of the North discovers the truth of his heritage and adds his own new notes to the new song.
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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Did someone violate my cranberries
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my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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Green Day asked “Do you want to be an American Idiot?” almost a decade ago. And this whole ass country looked at them dead in the eyes and said Yes
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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Why do people mean mother fucker but say mudda fukka
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“Baikal Zen”: Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating a small support for the rock above.
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well
(Florida, 12/27/18)
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azraelkaizer · 4 years ago
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I love the idea that Luke is just fuckoff powerful in the Force but he doesn’t even know, because he has no idea there even are limits. So like, he tosses people around without even lifting a finger, uses Jedi mind-tricks just by speaking, projects himself halfway across the known universe just to fuck with his nephew, and it’s all stuff Jedi in the Republic would have considered utterly impossible but Luke never even learned that much so for him it’s just another Tuesday.
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