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So there's this senior citizen...

(The rest is up on my p@treon discord)

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The fun part about being an artist is sometimes you have ideas and then you do them

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Stan would definitely binge watch Bridgerton in a week and is one of the top rated fanfic authors in the fandom

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The sexually active one is my favorite lmao

just a bunch of cwap, really

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this was one of my favourite scenes in season 2

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Some DND art (and the scene) by me from the campaign I’m playing in.

I’m playing a wood elf cleric who has been tasked by the goddess to find out what is happening in the sister temple and fix it because her powers are being blocked/weakened in the area.

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“No sir, we’ll make our tithings on time,” Gundolf said, nervously. “There’s no need to send any more troops too-“

I knocked on the bar counter, interrupting the bar keep. “I’m sorry to interrupt the situation, Gundolf, but…” I leaned against the counter, placing my other hand on the sickle behind my back as I made eye contact with the soldier with a church symbol on his chest. “Did you just say you’re sending troops to collect church tithing?”

The soldier looked me over. “You wouldn’t happen to be one of the adventurers who held off the horde yesterday?”

“Yeah,” the dragon born paladin said behind me, still in his pjs despite having put his sword around his waist.

“We all are,” I responded coldly.

“Well then we’ll know who look for if we need your assistance,” the guard said condescendingly, not thinking much of me as a small elven cleric.

A small uproar from my new friends caused the guard to look at the table. The tabaxi rouge was bristling as their tail flicked back and forth. The impressively short drow rouge’s feet dangled as she muttered insults worthy of vicious mockery. The human artificer was tinkering away, glancing up with a glare at the five human guards. The leader of the guards looked back at me, still smiling and trying my best not let the situation escalate inside the tavern, and the dragon born who seemed to be heating up as though charging a fire breath.

Looking slightly nervous, the guard let out a piercing whistle.

(Cleric, make Animal handling check 9 - 10 to pass)

Two lizard men entered with dark creatures pulling at chains. Though I’d never learned of the beasts in the temple, I knew they couldn’t be good - and definitely shouldn’t be used to collect tithing.

“Is there any reason you called them in?” the paladin growled.

“Just as a reminder,” the guard said, looking back and forth between me and the dragon born, “of what happened when you… disgrace the church.”

“And now you’re threatening me?” the dragon born grabbed the hilt of the sword at his hip. “As of right now, from what I’ve heard from the common people, your ‘high cleric’ is no ‘high cleric’ at all. He’s a fucking lap dog for some shadow workers. Yesterday’s event was the only time I’ve seen him be a high cleric.”

(Paladin, make Intimidation roll 24 - 12 to succeed)

The guards were visibly shaken and pale as the leader swallowed hard. “You’re clear for now, Gundolf.” He threw the bag of protection money to a lizard man and dismissed the creatures and their handlers with a snap and a wave of his hand. He met my eyes again but I could see the fear still in his face. “The high cleric will be made aware of your demeanor today.

“Good,” the whole party let out at once, making him jump slightly.

“It hasn’t changed,” the paladin growled.

“Let the cleric know I want to see them,” I said with a charming smile. The guards quickly turned to leave. “Don’t forget,” I warned the guard again, flashing the sigil of the sister temple that was carved into my chest by my own high cleric at home, “to let the high cleric know I’d like to speak with them. Alone.”

“Right,” the guard muttered before pushing his men out the door.

Gundolf let out a sigh. “Please don’t cause trouble in the bar…”

“Don’t worry,” I told him as I returned to the table. “We’re leaving.”

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SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUTTTT AGHHHHHHHH

*does cute pose*

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Ah that crush on the grunkles is not gone

my wife btw

(incoming oc to sweep him off his feet 😍)

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Drew another fit that I want

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My cars (human AU) OC - Jacob “J” Rust-eze (nephew of the Rust-eze owners and Lighting’s pit crew manager)

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My transition will never be complete because I’ll never be

✨✨HIM✨✨

*transes your himbo*

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A COUNTDOWN TO S3???

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“embarrassing” big brother school pick ups

when I found out Steve and Matt are half brothers I SCREAMED

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cleaned up that steve doodle some, hehe

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Heyyy! Happy pride month ᥫ᭡

🧡💛🤍🩵💙

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I NEED MORE STEVE IN MY LIFE

*pokes the TOH pit* are u guys still alive....

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argue with the wall