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WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????

SILKSONG REAL???????????

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90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

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in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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everyone recounting their stories of transmisogyny reminded me of a special one of mine where i was about to land the biggest graphic design gig i'd ever gotten up to that point (for a then-new power company), but after politely correcting the client after misgendering me (and reassuring him he's all good), he straight up ghosted me.

it wasn't until a year later where i was able to chat with the lady who initially put me in contact with this client and discovered the reason that he ghosted me was because he got really embarrassed about being corrected and felt guilty about misgendering me.

if you were sorry you'd have given me a fucking job!

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Okay okay okay so I’m changing like every recognizable detail of this for privacy purposes but yall need to appreciate this

So I know how to retain CCTV footage, right? It doesn’t come up everywhere but I know my way around- and if someone gets jumped in a parking lot or whatever I can go backwards and see whodunnit

So I’m at this one place, right? And I get a call that an older woman in a wheelchair got hurt somehow and we need to see what happened.

Nobody remembers the exact time, because of course not, but they tell me she was wearing like a massive hot pink jacket and she’s in a wheelchair and she left with a medic round 09:45ish, so I figure I’ll start there.

So I find the incident itself no problem, but they need ALL footage for liability and insurance and stuff, so I have to keep going

And about ten minutes backwards, I lose her. She comes into view past a single shelf on one of the worse cameras and vanishes.

like. VANISHES. Hot pink jacket, big bulky black chair, gonzo. No idea where she came from.

So, I pull up entry cams. Zoom backwards till I see her come in… at like 06:15.

THREE AND A HALF HOURS EARLIER.

So first off, this is gonna take me like two hours minimum to write down, forget retention. And I’m kind of dying in my soul a bit but I start over there, watching her come in and meander and whatever.

At about 08:30ish she disappears.

Doesn’t leave. Doesn’t head to a bathroom. Doesn’t take her coat off. Her trail just stops.

Now, I’ve done this before. Typically, a location only has the mandatory minimum amount of room for a chair or walker to get around, so a person using one can only go forwards and it’s hard to 180. That limits options and makes it easier to follow, whereas a little unattended and fully mobile kid will zoom around in circles and shit and go who the hell knows where.

Then I see her again on the other ass end of the building, and I have to go back again to see how she GOT there.

My guys.

Her two and three-point turns are INCREDIBLE.

She’s popping on the wheels, flip, zoom, she’s out somewhere I didn’t think she could even GET to. I’ve been planning my search for places that fit a wheelchair or least-resistance fast-paths from A to B and she’s like… doing some Tokyo Drift shit.

I don’t know WHY. The whole place is basically completely accessible so long as you put up with having to reverse, but no. No, she goes where she wants.

I’ve been at this for half the day, and I still have no idea where she went for like an hour and a half.

Fuck me, I’m taking a lunch break

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robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

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jeopardy

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madoka doodle

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Magical girl of Justice

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right now I look like a fat nerdy wednesday Addams, this insinuates that in 20 years I'll look like a fat Morticia Addams, much to look forward to

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akemi homura can never resist the urge to aura farm it’s ingrained in her blood

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As much as I hate enshittification, I don’t think some people people have thought things through enough to realize that a demand for the same quality furniture at the same price their parents had is a demand for continuing to clear-cut old growth forest indefinitely

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This is so utterly hairraisingly ridiculous that you wish she made that story up, but it is unfortunately true.

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:3

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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

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This world isn't worth saving, its tragedies and sadness will never truly disappear.

But even so, it's the place she once tried to protect.