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I would eat the Fun Pizza

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To the girls that feel helpless, I’m proud of you for still being there, and I believe in you. You’re not alone.

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nobel prize in posting

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concept: bratty, arrogant, spoiled princess who's blissfully unaware that the peasant revolution has succeeded and her position has been made entirely symbolic. the only reason she's still alive at all is because no one considered her enough of a threat to bother executing.

everyone in the country thinks she's adorable, in a pathetic sort of way, so they make sure she never figures out the truth. she's treated like a mascot, or a roadside attraction, or perhaps a particularly amusing pet. she spends most of her time at her estate, being pampered by her maids and her personal guard of knights. every once in a while, she's loaded up into a carriage and carted through the streets of town for the people to see. the crowds cheer and coo at her, and she happily smiles and waves back, thinking they're praising her for her wise and steadfast leadership. after all, what else are princesses for?

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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

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By the way, you can improve your executive function. You can literally build it like a muscle.

Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. I don't have ADHD, but it is allegedly a thing with ADHD as well. And I am autistic, and after a bunch of nerve damage (severe enough that I was basically housebound for 6 months), I had to completely rebuild my ability to get my brain to Do Things from what felt like nearly scratch.

This is specifically from ADDitude magazine, so written specifically for ADHD (and while focused in large part on kids, also definitely includes adults and adult activities):

Here's a link on this for autism (though as an editor wow did that title need an editor lol):

Resources on this aren't great because they're mainly aimed at neurotypical therapists or parents of neurdivergent children. There's worksheets you can do that help a lot too or thought work you can do to sort of build the neuro-infrastructure for tasks.

But a lot of the stuff is just like. fun. Pulling from both the first article and my own experience:

Play games or video games where you have to make a lot of decisions. Literally go make a ton of picrews or do online dress-up dolls if you like. It helped me.

Art, especially forms of art that require patience, planning ahead, or in contrast improvisation

Listening to longform storytelling without visuals, e.g. just listening regularly to audiobooks or narrative podcasts, etc.

Meditation

Martial arts

Sports in general

Board games like chess or Catan (I actually found a big list of what board games are good for building what executive functioning skills here)

Woodworking

Cooking

If you're bad at time management play games or video games with a bunch of timers

Things can be easier. You might always have a disability around this (I certainly always will), but it can be easier. You do not have to be this stuck forever.

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Hey hi hello good evening everyone, I am having a time

So, as I hinted at a few days ago, some shit has hit the fan with me and my wonderful idiot furry son whose teeth decided actually, they don't want to be in his mouth anymore, so woe, feline stomatitis be upon ye. His surgery is likely to cost between $2,500 and $3,000. As you can imagine, I don't really have that just layin' around, so we have that to contend with.

On top of that, I am also trying to move tf out of the god awful apartment I'm in right now. My lease is up at the end of May. In order to move, I anticipate those moving costs to be about $1,000. (For first month's rent, getting a U-Haul, etc etc etc)

So, the funding goal: $4,000.

Also as previously discussed, I have a fansly, manyvids, and loverfans set up, and I intend to get some (at least mostly free) content up soon. Initially the plan was to get something in there this weekend, but plans have sort of changed and there are some other things I need to take care of that may get in the way. (When it rains, it pours.)

NONETHELESS, the custom order form for videos on my manyvids is available!! The ultimate price of these is going to be $10/minute but currently I have everything set to $5/minute because I really need the money. If you're interested in a custom, please peruse! My kinks and limits are listed in my pinned, or in the "Detailed info!" tab on my beacons page. (If there's something you're interested in that isn't allowed on MV, shoot me a dm here and we can discuss.)

If you're just generally feeling generous, you can also go to my beacons page or ko-fi and tip there. (Also just a general reminder that if you buy something from my Throne, I'll make a short video or whatever using it for you!)

tl;dr: My cat needs surgery and I need to move, and shit's expensive. I'm hoping to raise about $4,000 to cover everything.

Beacons (links & tip jar) // ko-fi // MV custom requests

Here’s cat tax of the man in question, Chucky, and my other beautiful perfect idiot furry daughter, Donut. Yes, Chucky has one eye. And soon he is going to have one eye and no teeth 😭

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As my princess's sinister advisor, I'm working to help her transition from demure chuckles of restrained amusement to full-throated "OHHHHH-ho-ho-ho-ho!" laughter at the misfortune of her enemies.

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so, just for the record, staff's blatantly discriminatory rules enforcement practices are only half the story. like, if you ever find yourself wondering why trans women are always getting termed right after their posts about transmisogyny start getting numbers (and mysteriously start getting mature content flagged for seemingly no reason), its bc there are a couple of specific circles of people who mass report tgirls who talk about that sort of thing too loudly (or, y'know, they're just generally annoyed by). there's at least one discord server more or less dedicated to the practice to my knowledge and i wouldn't be surprised if there were more.

staff, of course, can perform the tied hands routine bc of this - they're just responding to reports! and now that the first ban is served, any subsequent attempts to rebuild one's social life are read as Ban Evasion. girls are left with the non-choice of permanent exile or starting over from scratch, trying to be quieter this time so they don't get found. this is the point, and its being done with purpose by people who, funnily enough, spend most of their time talking about the importance of Community. lol and lmao

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as usual the Chaotic Good characters are the only ones who have a spine and the forces of Lawful Good are going to let them fall on their swords for violating norms and take all the credit for the new equilibrium. rip in peace Cayden Cailean you were the realest one in this entire book

extremely difficult to put into words how cringe the ending of project lawful is

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I hold a knife to the throat of the cosmos and credibly threaten to destroy the entire universe unless the gods agree to raze Hell and end the pointless suffering of the souls trapped within. however, my hot weed smoking girlfriends negotiated me down to allowing the existence of the omelas child from ursula leguin's best-selling "don't invent the omelas child" and we're going to bribe the architect of hell into standing down by letting him go free and continue cruising for the eternal servile torture of BDSM lifestyle subs

extremely difficult to put into words how cringe the ending of project lawful is

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extremely difficult to put into words how cringe the ending of project lawful is

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homeless trans women in need of money for living expenses

hi everyone im tumblr user prrkxentrrkrr. ive been on here since 2009. tumblr staff removed my ability to receive DMs for reasons unclear, so i had to remake. follow me!

i am currently in the process of acquiring legal recognition of my refugee status. i have been homeless for over a year, but thanks to previous donations i've been able to make it to the country where i intend to go through with this and am currently living in a cheap hotel.

america's dipshit economic policies are causing problems for me in terms of the price of food, because america is now importing those products from here and jacking up the prices for people who live here. medicine is also expensive and i don't know why.

i can currently estimate my living expenses at about $400 a month. i'm not yet eligible for any government assistance, and what is available is limited.

i have a couple miscellaneous issues to take care of as well. i need to rebuy my wardrobe because i lost a luggage containing most of my clothes on the way here.

ko-fi link -- this link takes paypal, visa, and mastercard.

please follow me and signal boost to help me find my moots + more donos

0/600$

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hi everynyan i know i keep bothering you but you all know me, you know i'm a disabled and under employed trans woman in a rough spot that keeps working herself into a bigger disability to provide to her family, especially to a mother who's a cancer patient and has recently restarted treatment.

i know we're all scared for the future in this website but in my country the basic food basket for a single person sits at 400 usd and my wages aren't enough to even cover that, let alone the medication me and my mom need to live.

if you could share this post around or even help me out monetarily at all i would be immensely grateful and keep you in my heart forever

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