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Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

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it’s October which means ya’ll finally get to see THIS

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my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

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What are your opinions on ass?

i know ya’ll are collectively obsessed with the sexual and humorous asspects aspects of ass, but when i contemplate butts it’s mostly with gratitude that i’m carrying around comfy built-in padding to sit down on

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also werewolves that dont fit into the ‘stereotypical werewolf’ criteria are nice as well. i want a story where it turns out the dainty and sweet lady is the monster that slaughters people every full moon.

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kudos to Game of Throne showrunners for discovering the best way to give fans closure is to make the final season so bad they would have stopped watching anyway

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it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

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opals look fake tbh

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"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

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my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

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This is a very happy kitten.

So blissful that he got stuck in his happy pose for about 10 seconds.

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Scorpions can’t sting you while the camera is open.