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Via twaniimals

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can I offer you some tenrose in this trying time?🫴⏳🌹

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Rachel Talalay just posted uncut 14 zoomies from The Star Beast on Instagram!

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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this is killing me. get cherried idiot

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big fan of this gif

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doctor who au where everything is the same but the doctor adopted all those space kittens from gridlock

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"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

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Not to be vague but not again please

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so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

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twilight AU where the cullens actually try to blend in at school. alice gets really into prosthetic makeup to give everyone pimples. she herself wears braces, complete with head gear. edward goes full emo and wears eyeliner and ripped skinny jeans. rosalie fries her hair with a straightener in the school bathroom every morning before the first bell. emmett wears so much axe body spray the admin gets involved because people with asthma are suffering. jasper wears carhartt and a baseball cap that he folds up in his back pocket like Indiana farmer boys. also it doesn’t work at all, and people just think they’re unnaturally pretty AND weird.

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Cry me a fucking river

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my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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he's like a girlfriend to me (man who has been ruined by the horrors that plague him