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gerard in san francisco: oouupppss did i say election last week?? i meant execution haha😅😅 silly me😊😊
gerard in new jersey:
LETS FUCKING KILL SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Studies show that adding an excessive amount of wings onto your portraits increases their coolness factor by a whopping 300%
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rejection hits like a tide that pools around your ankles, rising and waiting for the right moment to drag you under
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The Legend of Hei 2 releases in North America theaters on September 5!
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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out
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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
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Men will literally attempt to reshape the world in their image by committing mass murder with a magic notebook instead of going to therapy.
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even when shipping i don't often want to read my ships kissing softly or doing the do but i gotta say it is absolutely phenomenal when the fic is written from the perspective of the more emotionally raw and volatile of the pair where they discover that they're falling in love with the other nonchalant one, only for the pov to switch and for everyone to discover that the other person has been a downright PATHETIC ASS LOSER for the former
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You know how in tv and movies in the future all screens are see through? Yeah that can’t happen because what fanfiction I read in public is between me and god
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