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Your dash has been visited by the tushroom! Reblog and the fungus gods will bless you with an irresistible tushie.

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kinda love this little family of fucked up ladies we’ve got going on

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notice anything strange about the arrangement of your trinkets?

>:3

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notice anything strange about the arrangement of your trinkets?

>:3

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cant take them anywhere

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i hate him ♥️

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never enough time in the day to do fuck all

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if magic existed it would absolutely be utilized for one of the internet's favorite hobbies; bothering twitch streamers

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Marble statue -100–200 AD- of a Molossian dog, an extinct breed. The Roman writer Ovid mentioned Molossian dogs in his work. These dogs worked in the Roman army, as guards to add security to the fort. They were also good company and guardians in the richest houses.

British Museum

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When you think about it, vtubers doing streams where they work on their model are kinda weird.

It's like... Live body modification?

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still really haunted by the time i was kind of getting to know a person and they were like hey what if we played some minecraft as an icebreaker activity. and im like oh sure i've done this with people before. i love minecraft. and like an hour or less in i have a person i barely know asking me if I want to join their polycule. through minecraft chat. like bro there's no time for this we need to make a house before nightfall

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"you can change your gender now just by filling out these five gazillion forms and jumping through endless medical and psychological hoops? what is the world coming to!!!"

in the 19th century you could change your gender by moving to another town and being like "hello yes I am a dude." this is not new territory folks

(things could be VERY bad if you were outed; I'm not minimizing that. but like. that is just how transition worked)

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Reblog if you'd vote for Papyrus

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While a rat with a desire to cook is one thing, whatever the deal was with the guy who can be operated like a mech suit by pulling his hair was never explained in any way nor connected to anything. I'm not going to call it a "plot hole" because I'm not boring like that, but I am fascinated by it, and the potential it has. Like could he be trained to do other tricks?

What if the mean purple-haired lady decided to pull his hair while pegging him, and as an involuntary reflex he pulls the fitted sheet from under them in that way you do that tablecloth trick, and then proceeds to fold it perfectly.

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