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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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His little pony...

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The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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there’s a lot going on here

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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Stephanie Rew 

Windswept

Grace Under Pressure (The Golden Thread)

Ice Blue Gaze

Glisten

Study for Nameless Queen

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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Truck comes first and if there is any money left over the kids may eat. - Modern Consumer Patriarchy

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My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

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I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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Fictional woman: *does anything remotely competent*

Her: haha yeah it's because I have 47 fathers. I learned that skill from my league of brothers. It was a necessity to know when my two football teams worth of brothers and I were left stranded in the pine forests for weeks as a training exercise