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κακοψωφο

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legends

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Pan Haowen by Nick Yang for W China Magazine October 2024

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Christ Appearing to Mary Magdalen as a Gardener (detail), Jacob van Oostsanen

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3 euro handmade croissant with cookie dough and 2 euro fredo coffee from local coffee shop fixed me btw

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imagine you work at an internet Cafe and suddenly your boss starts talking about adding fucking dolmadakia on the menu and you go "huh why would you do that" and he goes "we are rebranding as a tavern and starting next week you will be BOTH a cook and a waitress" in what point do you kill yourself?

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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CENTRAL TENETS:

i loved hearing about your boyfriend. notice how no one has ever said this to u

i’m so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend i’m serious

‘my friends boyfriend’ is the lowest form of vertebrae life

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I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

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Twin Peaks: Pilot (David Lynch, 1990)

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sunday 3pm activities:

opening the fridge

youtubes

looking out of the windows with arms folded behind my back

opening the fridge

melancholy

sit on the couch and sigh

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Unknown / 1986

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f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

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why does my whole house smell like chemicals