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We can confirm that a Shortstack laying on top of you is better for anxiety than drugs.
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I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance
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You own the home you live in. The last owners painted the walls of your bedroom a horrible off white.
You fucking hate it. Every day you wake up to off-white walls and off-white ceilings and pass through your off-white door to get to the rest of the house. You feel like you've been locked up in a padded room. It makes you want to die.
So what is there to do? Well, you own the home. Go out and get some paint, a roller or two, and a drop cloth. If the color makes you want to kill yourself, you should obviously change it.
But what if you didn't hate it. What if it just mildly perturbed you? Or maybe what if you didn't, like, reeeeeally mind it all that much, but you knew that another color would make you a lot happier? Does the decision that you come to change?
Sure, it's work moving the furniture out, setting up, painting, making sure you get the edges, cleaning up, letting it all dry, etc, but isn't adding joy to your life worth the effort? Don't you owe it to yourself to subtract mediocrity and add happiness? Do you need to be miserable to envision a better life?
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"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son
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Soldiers after the great boop war (31/10/24 colourised)
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when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree
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do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love
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highlights of trick or treaters:
kid who took an eraser, tried to bite it, and put it back
little girl who told us she loved us after getting her treats
child who, when prompted to say "thank you" instead said a confident singular "halloween!"
vampire football player
one kid who so gravely misinterpreted the candy limit that we could do nothing but laugh as, instead of four things spread out from any of the buckets, she took four things. from several buckets. all at once.
one teenager who asked us how our night has been and when asked the same, took a look at the table and said "it just got a whole lot better" while rubbing his hands
kids are so funny
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Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃
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rb to take a bite out of prev. just one good solid bite. no holding back. full force.
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Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.
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