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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.
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reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts
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Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?
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lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.
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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money
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i have tried to be super normal about how much i like the series, but i can't...i can't be normal i like it too much
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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.
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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and
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