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SOON

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making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

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I’d like everyone to see this

{Credit to amalasrosa on Twitter}

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@gobald

was thinking of making victor say something different but I figured him saying cowabummer like the original meme was funny

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Sighhhhh

Being a gay goat is so hard

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Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

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"This was supposed to be my day off, but my clod of a boss had me pull an extra shift because Facet-7 called in sick."

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

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On August 12th, it was one year since Unholy Alliance came out, and I decided to do something to celebrate it!

I'm late asf because I procrastinated and couldn't finish it in time, but I spent too long and worked too hard on these to let them go to waste 👍

In total, the first drawing took me 54 hours and 42 minutes, while the second one took me 6 hours and 53 minutes

I could keep going to improve it, but I can't stand looking at this drawing any longer after working on it nonstop for the last week

(Shamura was supposed to have four arms but I got lazy, and I might freak out if I have to go back to this drawing ever again)

With that said... Happy one year anniversary for Goat and Unholy Alliance!!! 🐐💜

I can't believe it's been a whole year already 😭

Here are some close-ups for better view!

@cultofthelambofficial

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i’m hi as fuck

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Heh.. Is that your circus archetype.. That's cringe....

YOU'RE CRINGE!!!

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*headbutts you with my goat horns*

*hands you a blade of grass*

*eats it*

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I think i have eyes like that

Hold on lemme check

*shines light in mirror*

AH FUCK-