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Cute little abomination

What a little weirdo...

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I mean, yeah, but at the same time they might just assume your nurodivergent and wave it off

pro tip: if you're a pokemon pretending to be a human do NOT forget that humans don't sniff each other. they can't smell well enough to learn anything useful from it, so they'll think you're weird and creepy.

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Oh that's so much worse then ...hope it' gets done with quickly

Some "exotic" food trials today, bleh.

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Oh yuck..I'm so sorry for you, if I could get you some actual food I would..they might not get there still warm

Some "exotic" food trials today, bleh.

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How exotic...

Some "exotic" food trials today, bleh.

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Someone needs to check more tags

Sapient pokemon using the site?

why…would a pokémon…

it is for human psychics.

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Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl while you're a girl?

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I mean, I'm cis in the same way as Astra so take that as you will

Probably not gonna do an analysis of this, and also not going to put it in main tags. You know why for the later.

Kinda curious now.

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Oh, I have chart

how the fuck do you guys take care of so many pokemon anyways?

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I make lots of food for them, and keep them safe as I can

how the fuck do you guys take care of so many pokemon anyways?

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So you guys know I have some ..issues right? And I've been trying to get some of my pokemon set up to be trained as service mons....well I've been informed that fluffy has the perfect aditude for it!

[Image of fluffy the bidoof with a little vest that says"in training"]

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Yes, I know, they are all climbing on me in some way

rotomblr: where is your pokémon Right Now. do you know?

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Oh oh chronch refuses to sleep with out one of his onsies even though he's healed up

GOOD MORNING ROTOMBLR! All of you must tell me a weird quirk one of your Pokémon has and why they do it, if you know. Thank youu!

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Happy Saturday!

Our resident Noodle is always, ALWAYS looking for a snack, and sometimes he gets a little overzealous around feeding time. He was brought to us completely covered in stuck shed from improper husbandry and severely underweight, but look at how beautifully he shines now!

Noodle will be listed as “available for adoption” starting early next week. I can’t wait to find this goofy little guy the right home.

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Oh! Well if you have a crossroads your near I can head there pretty quick as long as it's in unova, I'm kinda stuck here for a while

Howdy ho, would you be open to an official KO-E5E broadcast interview?

(@ko-e5e-official-broadcast)

Oh uhm suuurrre? Where is your uh..studio located? Maybe I can bring some food

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Howdy ho, would you be open to an official KO-E5E broadcast interview?

(@ko-e5e-official-broadcast)

Oh uhm suuurrre? Where is your uh..studio located? Maybe I can bring some food

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Oh whoa! Where'd you get it done?

oh right, did i even share that i got a new tattoo?