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happy new year to all my freak mutuals btw. hope you continue to be offputting in the new year
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2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌
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hey honest question, did anybody have GOOD stuff happen to them in 2024? cause it was really bad for me and for most people i know, so it would be nice to hear about anything that's been going WELL for any of you. even if it's small stuff. just to know there's light out there.
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i should have a big fuckass tail so i can hit people with it and be annoying
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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
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thought this was one of those mobile game ads for a sec
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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man
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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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#Wonder if it's also why people yell and curse when something unexpectedly hurts a bunch
@moonshine-aqua don't know about the breath holding but there's some indication that swearing increases pain tolerance! the hypothesis is that swearing is linked to aggression/a fight response and thus temporarily reduces pain perception
Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.
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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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