awkward-puking-unicorn
Puking unicorn
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Tamara, 22 yo from France. I do not follow for follow but I'll check out your blog if you follow me or if you ask :) Oh. Almost forgot: Beware puking unicorns, those may be cutely cupcakely agressive when they're drunk.
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 6 years ago
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I am Australian
they are not crisps they are chips
they are not fries they are chips
they are not Twisties they are chips
they are not Doritos they are chips
they are not Pringles they are chips
they are not Cheezles they are chips
I am a simple person
do not confuse me with your fancy names
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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Lone females retreated to isolated nesting boxes on penthouse levels. Other males, a group Calhoun termed “the beautiful ones,” never sought sex and never fought—they just ate, slept, and groomed, wrapped in narcissistic introspection. Elsewhere, cannibalism, and violence became endemic. Mouse society had collapsed.
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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Pando, also known as The Trembling Giant, is a clonal colony of a single quaking aspen (Populus tremuloides) determined to be a single living organism by identical genetic markers and assumed to have one massive underground root system. The plant is estimated to weigh collectively 6,000,000 kg (6,600 short tons). The root system of Pando, at an estimated 80,000 years old, is among the oldest known living organisms. Pando is located 1 mile southwest of Fish Lake on Utah’s Route 25, in the Fremont River Ranger District of the Fishlake National Forest, at the western edge of the Colorado Plateau in South-Central Utah,
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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This tree’s reflection was perfect. 
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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These are fiber optic dresses.
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Trigger warning: Breakfast
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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I fucking love the indie games industry
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20th Anniversary Buffy Birthweek | Day One: 7 Seasons + final shots
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awkward-puking-unicorn · 8 years ago
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i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video
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