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In most cases, this is the truth. Though in rare instances, it can be quite the opposite. I think many of us are aware of this now.

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I’m honestly terrified and hope I never have to witness that again.

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How do you get your hair to stay like that...?

It’s a very simple process, actually~

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A very inaccurate depiction of myself... I'm honestly just as discomforted and concerned as you are.

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I’m honestly terrified and hope I never have to witness that again.

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i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced

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A prime example of an excellent burn. Though for Maxwell, it's unsurprising that burns are his natural specialty.

Hur hur hur Maxie’ll never guess-

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@awkward-maxie @aquard-archie Care to explain?

no one:

game freak:

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS- THIS IS INHUMANE I-

@awkward-colress I think I have something of yours :)

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I didn’t ask for juice specifically, though??? 

@awkward-colress I warned you

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I still don’t see why you felt the need to force me into this...

@awkward-colress I warned you

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Last night was pretty weird

Broke a blender, got insulted mercilessly by a wannabe pirate, then accidentally overdosed on Redbull. Weird night. Very weird.

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Guzma and Lusamine keep trying to start fires and I'm just about ready to throw hands over this