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i'm so excited for Robert eggers to make a new labyrinth movie! i can't wait for him to dismiss the female characters as hysterical sex monsters and rebrand a girls imagination as "creepy" and "taking advantage of her!" this is so important to me! I need to see how a feminist movie from the eighties is actually completely wrong and needs a real man to tell us what it's really about! I think he's gonna make it so much better, like when he told us about how nosferatu is actually about a woman have a sex drive at all and therefore deserving to die!

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The greatest academic challenge is not to end every essay like this

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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sometimes I see a post and I'm like yeah that's this character when it is like. not that character at all. but we have no canon confirmation that it ISN'T the character, so like, it sorta makes sense? heard it in his voice.

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Super curious what is the most common amongst other users on here! I take an SNRI and was curious

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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ok but it isn't a metaphor to the characters. it is actually happening. it is always a metaphor second, and real first, to the characters. yes maybe your monsters are an allegory for gay people but right now they're gonna eat your protag. yes maybe this evil spirit is a metaphor for csa but right now it's gonna eat your protag. yes maybe this character's eternal suffering is a metaphor for the school system but you need to remember that it is real to them. they are actually immortal and always suffering. and that is different.

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me: you should probably never tell people to kill themselves

people on the internet: what about #ev!lpeople. what about people who support #evilth*ng. don't they deserve to be told to kill themselves

me: no

people in the internet: but they asked for it by being #ev*lpeople and they should kill themselves

me: maybe we should offer our fellow human beings kindness even in the face of their wrongs

people n the internet: kill yourself you're a #evilp*rson

me: do you know nothing else

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

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daily reminder that alice cooper will never again receive the help that she needs. she will never have a modern treatment that might help her again. the meds to treat things like bipolar i and depression and anxiety barely helped until the early aughts, possibly later. she will be dead before the medicine even starts becoming (mostly) safe. she has ect and heroin available. and who knows, maybe she won't have another break. but maybe she will. and shee won't have the technology or support system to help her. alice cooper will never again receive the help that she needs.

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you can make that amv to that 2010s teenage core song but just know that they are thirty five years old and it is 1990. they are listening to the Beatles and Jim steinman.

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i love you "can I be a little problematic" I love you "this is a little conservative but I think" I love you

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maybe it is all about incest... maybe it is all a metaphor for incest... incest...

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reblog if you’re profic, proship and anti harassing real people over fiction. so I can break into your house and declare my love to you

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do you ever care about something really really hard for three seconds and then stop caring completely. like ok im fine now actually. dont know what came over me

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Twin peaks would have been 100000000x better if Donna and Audrey had fallen in love and fucked nasty eighteen or nineteen times and then hung out naked for two hours and also if Josie were alive