awesomequotees
awesomequotees
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this blog was a terrible idea. it just strokes cecily's already massive ego. i fear for the day it bursts. i don't want ego splatters on me. ew.
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awesomequotees · 3 months ago
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“The best thing about having done Gish is knowing how nice it is not to be doing Gish”
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awesomequotees · 3 months ago
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“I have small talk locked and loaded.”
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awesomequotees · 7 months ago
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“I’m strapped in so tight I might poop”
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awesomequotees · 1 year ago
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“Play me like a hurdy gurdy”
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awesomequotees · 1 year ago
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“I’m sick of digging. Why can’t things just be?” 😩
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awesomequotees · 1 year ago
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"I'm so glad I've never made a political statement online."
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awesomequotees · 1 year ago
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"It's hard to top yourself when you start out on the top." -awesomesockes
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“The fuck am I watching? Is this the Minion movie?”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“Years of eczema has taught me how to peel myself like a banana.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“Be prepared to throw up, I’m about to be nice.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“Imagine being on a bowling team. That’s like the two worst things in existence: bowling and team.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“What they did with Sonic the Hedgehog really shows the power of the people.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“I can do that actually. I amaze myself every time.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“Why have children when you can just have some ice cubes.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“I am the dad of this relationship.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“I’ve had this car for 4 years and that’s the only gas station I’ve ever gassed in.”
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awesomequotees · 2 years ago
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“My favorite thing about PTSD is….”
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