Driving in the dark during a snowstorm is the closest one is going to get to hyperspace.
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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
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When self-driving vehicles become mainstreamed; we will get a Country Music song about a man whose truck left him.
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All the kids being so extra during the Chūnin exams and the procters are just like “what the fuck”
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snug and warm!
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Parents have a problem with their kids playing computer games for an hour or two, saying it hurts their eyes, but have no problem with them having online lessons for hours on end.
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When you not only have similar scars and tragic backstories, but also the same superpowers…
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‘Bloom, crimson lotus’
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Passengers napping while you’re driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you’re maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel.
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If you removed everything from the air and space museum it would still be an air and space museum
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“Planet Express! Our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t!“
did this for fry’s birthday last august! i love himmmm
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