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this is so niche but maybe there are about 2 people in the world that would appreciate this crossover of my two obsessions: tma and bsd

gertrude robinson and agnes montague are giving soukoku

do you see the vision? no? don’t worry i’ll elaborate

(spoilers i guess for both)

gertrude robinson is so obviously dazai it hurts

in tma gertrude is THE character and in bsd tha would be dazai. they are both the most powerful characters in a way and the ones that are dealing the cards

a lot of the time dazai just kinda *knows* things and the theory is that it is linked to his ability and the existence of multiple realities, whether that’s true or not it is kinda similar to how beholding works

dazai’s nullification ability and gertrude’s life mission to stop the rituals, idk there’s a parallel here. there’s also the fact that gertrude made sure most entities cannot affect her and dazai’s ability protects him from other ability users

they are both ruthless in their pursuit of their goals, and their attitude towards other people is the same, they are not above manipulating and using others to achieve results

both pretty lonely people, even if they can work with others, no one really knows them or their plans

gertrude’s relationship with jonah and dazai’s relationship with mori, not one to one of course but come on

oh and gertrude’s apparent incompetence which turns out to be actually on purpose and *very important* in saving the world and dazai’s seemingly nonsensical actions that then turn out to be crucial elements of his big plan that he had from the very beginning

i would die on that hill, gertrude robinson IS dazai osamu, just less suicidal thoughts and more explosives. and definitely dazai would smash it as the archivist while gertrude would smash it at whatever it is that’s going on in bsd these days

now agnes montague and chuuya nakahara (i’ll admit this one is not as perfect but still)

this one is easy but let’s get this out of the way, both are ginger

agnes being created by the cult as the embodiment of desolation, and chuuya being made into a walking singularity, both of them being created by others as some sort of experiments, stripped of their agency

arahabaki, god of calamity, embodiment of destruction -> desolation, unthinking and cruel destruction

anger issues

and then we have *the bond*, the only thing that’s stopping agnes from completing the ritual of destruction is gertrude, while the only thing that prevents chuuya from destroying everything around him including himself is dazai

it just writes itself man

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(guy who never eats breakfast, hardly eats anything for lunch, regularly drinks caffeinated beverages, procrastinates to the point of physical stress, and barely sleeps) yeah man idk i just don’t feel very alive today

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Successful, functional adults eat Mac and Cheese for breakfast right?

Asking for me

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ok this may be a controversial opinion but i think desert song is the greatest mcr song ever made. not my favorite, maybe not even the best but i think it’s the greatest. i don’t know why but i do

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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"Jayce has two hands" so do I. outta my way hammer boy, I'm about to get it

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Arcane spoilers

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It would piss Gwen off so much but I imaging Alice and Sam would "yes, and-" an entire universe based off Chester and Norris while Celia sits back in silence at how right they are

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If it's not a new album I'll tell the FBI that Frank's playing that song again.

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"the black parade is dead" oh really bc it looks like the hole you put it in wasn't deep enough and it's climbing out right now

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

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THERES A CONCEPT. FOR AN ALBUM??AND ITS LITERALLY ABOUT BEING IN A DICTATORSHIP.

When the world needed them most, they really returned.

I knew they wouldn't abandon us, I knew they had something to say. The performance at wwwyf was not a goodbye, it was a rebirth, a reawakening. A flower opening back up to the world, geniuses ready to be back, to fight.

mcr has taught me to never give up hope, to always keep fighting. And they're back and they're angry and they're fighting!!