avithenaftali
Avi Naftali
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he/him. 30s. USA. I like to hear about other people's dreams. (Generally anything I post will be coming out of my queue, once a day, at about 1pm EST. Like a hen laying a careful egg.) (Also sometimes my queue runs out. Like a hen that has gone broody.) (Also sometimes my blog eats dandelion leaves and mealworms but that's unrelated to anything.)
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avithenaftali · 2 hours ago
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do not go gentle into that good night
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avithenaftali · 1 day ago
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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avithenaftali · 2 days ago
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Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma
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avithenaftali · 10 days ago
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avithenaftali · 15 days ago
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Walnut shells cut in half.
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avithenaftali · 29 days ago
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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avithenaftali · 1 month ago
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avithenaftali · 1 month ago
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Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin' Players only love you when they're playin' Say women, they will come and they will go
In the room they talk of Michelangelo
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avithenaftali · 1 month ago
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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend
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avithenaftali · 2 months ago
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i think if columbo and poirot met, poirot would make columbo realise he's gay. but poirot would not act on it because poirot is deeply closeted and also a bit sex repulsed except when it's hastings, but columbo wouldnt leave mrs columbo either. he loves her even though he's not into her that way, but he's still attracted to her though. and also jessica fletcher would be there too, she's always there when there are gays around, she's like the patron saint protector of the gays or something like that
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avithenaftali · 2 months ago
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So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way
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avithenaftali · 2 months ago
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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avithenaftali · 2 months ago
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avithenaftali · 2 months ago
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Caught my daughter with yugioh cards so i made her smoke the whole pack
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avithenaftali · 3 months ago
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Vasilisa and Baba Yaga
Guys, a new game based on the Russian fairy tale Vasilisa the Beautiful has recently been released.
It's an adventure with gorgeous visuals and great music. Just look at this:
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The story is basicaly retelling of the fairy tale "Vasilisa The Beautiful", so if you haven't read it yet, this game is a great way to familiarise yourself with the tale.
The gameplay is a little bit clunky, but it's still a great experiance for an evening, try it.
You can find the game in Steam: Vasilisa and Baba Yaga
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avithenaftali · 3 months ago
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did Kafka actually say "fuck this baka life" in his diaries or was that just a mistranslation please i have to know this
Of course he said it, look
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avithenaftali · 3 months ago
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in my dream last night i owned a yellow horse and his name was “butter dog”
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