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So, shameless promotion, I’m on YouTube now under the same username. Please if you like my tumblr I do the same thing.

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No, I just don’t have any idea how to do pickup lines or flirt and learned from my 9 year old sister and me and my friend joking lol

give me your best pickup lines/flirting attempts

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“Hey girl/dude, would you like smartie because you are the smartest E I see? And also would you like to come over to my place to eat ice cream and play chess?” *Has 15 smarties and some of their favorite candies in bag*

give me your best pickup lines/flirting attempts

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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Me crying over democracy’s dying corpse while listening to Hamilton be like:

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Storytime from earlier today, I was watching my sibling at Taekwondo (We arrived 30 minutes early), and one of her classmates has a baby brother who was wandering around the parent watching area and here are the cute things he did:

Run up to hug the youngest kid in the class when said kid looked at him and offered a high five (Repeated multiple times)

Run straight into a wall when told “Run” (He was fine, just confused)

Try to steal someone’s crocs from a shelf he couldn’t reach

Actually steal one scandal and try to give it to my sibling

Hug everyone who came in

Attempt to enter the mat, (Props to Grandmaster, he said, “It looks like another advanced student is trying to come on the mat,”)

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Dorothea Milanaire has such a way with words, but to be fair this is exactly what I’d tell either of my siblings if they suffered amnesia and I was almost having an aneurysm (Panicking an ungodly amount) over it

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So for context I am reading The Tyrant Wants to Be Good and I’m at the “YAY DORTHY AND ETHAN FINALLY KISSED AT THE CONCERT HALL!!!” Section.

I used to play violin, I now play cello, BUT THE ASSHOLE PRINCE FUCKING BROKE THE STRINGS!!! I MIGHT HATE EVERY HIGH NOTE ON THAT GODFORSAKEN INSTRUMENT BUT WHO THE FUCK BREAKS SOMETHING THAT COSTS MORE THAN A TIMPANI!!!

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The moment when Moxxie is like “I FINALLY SOLVED IT!!!” And Loona’s like, “You forgot to carry the two,” And he SETS THE PAPERS ON FIRE

I felt that on a level of double understanding, calculus sucks and I am so happy when I finish, then the “You forgot to add the two,” is both my friend looking at it and me looking over my sibling’s dilation work (They’re in advanced math) and when they were supposed to use the Pythagorean Theorem they confused the hypotenuse for a leg

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Current favorite blooper in editing in the story I’m reading

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New OC alert!

I know it looks like shit but I’m doing the first image.

Inspos are princess medieval shit. And here is the stuff I found on Pinterest that look like my vision.

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on my thighs and boobs, I used to be really insecure about them but have grown to love them because they are perfect at showing I’ve grown from being a toddler to a grown woman

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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Wtf tumblr

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New spelling of grey/gray

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my blog is for sluts, autistic people, boykissers, and ppl who r silly