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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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Maya should have been named Minimum.

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Kirishima: “Dude” but like romantically. Aoyama: “Babe” but like platonically. Midoriya: “Sweetheart” but like rivalry. Bakugo: “Bastard” but like partner. Fujimi: “Darling” but I can’t stand you. Shinso: “Dear” but you’re so annoying.

Source: Tumblr

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Black Bengal cats exist im crying! x

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this is better 😌👌🏻

a retelling of chapters 58 and 59 from saving the world and other extreme sports (AKA i made it funny, made them curse, and also fang is nonbinary)

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i love punk because if you dont like a song just wait it'll be over in like 90 seconds. dont worry about it. and i love metal because if you DO like a song good news buddy there's still 11 more minutes

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that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

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Midoriya: I’ll stop this violence the only way I know how… With more violence!

Source: Code MENT

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whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

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White allies and white leftists and liberals need to read this.

In regards to posts about racism or intersectionality with race involved you MUST listen. Not respond. LISTEN

What I have seen so many white “allies” do is add onto posts (my own included) to put their own thoughts and opinions. In some cases take the words of the original poster and try to “translate” what is being said to other white people.

You are ACTIVELY taking away the voices of poc and speaking over them when you do this. When you tack on your own personal anecdotes or try to to give a definition of what a person or color is saying you are in the simplest of ways insulting their intelligence

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this is how it should have went!!!

i haven’t even read hawk yet but i already know i have a better concept for max and fang becoming parents 

and it sure as hell doesnt start when they’re fifteen. max had so many kids to take care of she doesn’t need a newborn too.

so lets set the scene: 8 years after the events of maximum ride forever. the nuclear winter is over. society is just beginning to rebuild itself.

with society comes the remnants of the whitecoats, trying to go back to experimenting. trying to recreate the successes of the flock, to have a foothold in the new world.

but they’re starting anew. they dont have any of their research, and its a mad scramble bc angel saw visions and the flock’s coming down hard after them.

by the time the flock catches up to them, 9 or 10 years after the events of the series, they only have one viable infant. the whitecoats are killed or imprisoned.

max looks at this baby girl, and remembers everything that happened to the flock- from the school to iggy’s parents treating him like a roadside attraction. she sees a chance to save a child that fate. her and fang take the child in. 

they name her Elle, after Ella. Max’s little sister. the first person outside the flock and the school to help her. angel makes plenty of jokes about being a big sister- after all, she was max’s little girl first.

max and fang are 25 years old, closer to 26. and they have this baby now, with goofy little chicken wings and big eyes that have never known fear. 

their daughter will never know fear, at least in her own home. she’ll grow up with her father pacing with her in his arms when she can’t sleep. she’ll grow up being cuddled close to her mother,  baking chocolate chip cookies together in the afternoon.

gazzy reads to her, because he does the best voices. angel helps talk her through when her thoughts try and overwhelm her. nudge shows her a dozen ways to do her hair and teaches her the lesson nudge fought so hard to learn- that there is nothing wrong with what you are, so long as who you are is someone who tries their best.

(nudge will quickly become elle’s closest confidante. every life event, every mistake, every triumph, nudge is there for her. nudge gets to give the support she wanted as a child).

iggy shows her how to cook, will come visit with food when max got distracted and overcooked something. 

elle grows up happy. she chases an aging total around the yard on chubby baby legs. she learns to cook and think things through, to protect herself and to reach out when others need it. she learns to love creativity and she learns to love herself.

and finally, the flock is together. no more separations.

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this guy won't stop breaking his fucking swords 🙄

likes don't help the artist! reblogs do! :)

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my real name would be gone, my online alias would just be "o", my tumblr name would be "v-h-hf"

mine will be “h”

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wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

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purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is