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You ever meet that Jimbo kid? What's his deal

Why, of course someone as socially inclined as me would be all too familiar with Jimmy, the lovable rascal! He's quite close with me, you know. A real fan. The strong silent type, but I couldn't ask for a better man to bounce my marvelous ideas off of! Yes, that character's seen me at some rather froggy points in my adventures, too. But if there's anyone you can count on to keep a secret, it's him!

Oh, and of course! I hear today is his "birthday" of sorts. In a cosmic sense, so I'm told. Birthdays are always a bit of a touchy subject for me, on account of the goldfish incident in the old tadpole pond...ah, memories...but, regardless! Birthdays are a time of marvelous celebration! Happy birthday, dear Jimmy, my delightfully unfroggy friend!

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THIS IS A DOCTORED PHOTOGRAPH

Found this stupid frog today. Ugly motherfucker @averyunfroggybloggy

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Hey i was just applying for work at Accelerated Dynamics and I just saw a photo of you with the caption "DO NOT ALLOW ON PREMISES". What's that about?

Ah, the old Accelerated Dynamics debacle. I suppose I had to address it in the public sphere eventually, even considering the disclosure agreements. Well, the legal department will just have to settle those for now!

In short, the now-standing CEO of the corporation was an old business associate of mine. About as old as they go, in fact! Unfortunately, we no longer see eye-to-eye. A very sad turn of events for him. You see, my capital is just a smidge too venture for his tastes. Too exciting, too revolutionary, too...marvelous for someone made so dull by white collar life.

As such, these circumstances easily justify my universal lifetime ban from all Accelerated Dynamics lending departments! Even so much as a likeness is enough to invoke an immediate security response! I'd be very careful wearing your marvelous merchandise in any locations. An ounce of prevention and all.

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if my friends and i saw you you would end up as a (marvelous) green stain on the carpet floor i can tell you that much

My goodness! I certainly hope my personal security staff are worth their salary in that case! The price of any article I come to contact with is sure to skyrocket in value, after all. Assuming that's your motivation behind such a crime, perhaps you'd be interested in some of my well-manicured slime to do the job instead? We could be on the precipice of a marvelous new collaborative venture!

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What do you think about the theory that you are a "homosexual?"

I'd say, "Why, yes, I rather AM fond of my many homes! Wa-ah-ah-ah!"

Ahh...a little humor for you. In all seriousness, I view those types of labels as an opportunity for self-expression. Of course, that's just another avenue to express how marvelous I am! Hence, I prefer the term "marvelousexual" above all! Perhaps a flag sporting the colors of my own marvelous palette could be in order!

That being said, if this question is in regards to whether or not I have sex with other men, then yes, I do.

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mr. marvelous what is the froggiest meal you’ve ever had the pleasure of indulging in

My, what an unusual question to ask of me! A meal I'd describe as "froggy" might include flies, bog mosquitoes, or lukewarm dumpster donut-holes. As complete speculation, of course! Alas, my meals are designated as strictly unfroggy, such as gruyere and white truffle fondue, or tiny cucumber sandwiches! Flavors that remind you that you're exactly where you're supposed to be in life, one might say.

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your belong in a pot at a french restaurant

Jealousy is quite a tacky look on you, friend! The kind of look that says, "Hello there! I need to bring others down verbally to elevate my own sense of self! What a pathetic life I live!", if I'm not mistaken. Certainly not one I'd wear! But if I were to wear it for a moment, I might dare to say that you are but a fly in the fine lobster bisque that is my blog. But I shall not, as fortunately for us, it's a look that can be easily altered. By a bright purple suit, of course!

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I got this cool gun that has the number 138 on the side!

That sounds like quite the fascinating contraption! One has to wonder what those numbers could mean. Maybe it's shorthand for the marvelous designer's alias. Or perhaps it's the number of bullets that can pass its barrel before it shatters when you need it the most? Not that I'd know anything about unintended side effects of projectile weaponry! Simply a marvelous new secondary function is what I'd say.

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What do you think of the cinematic masterpiece Joker (2019)

I think, "Now THAT'S a man who knows how to wear a brightly colored suit!", for a start! The theme and tone of the film are quite interesting as well - I suppose it can only take one particularly froggy day to...well! A harrowing thought indeed! It makes me rather appreciative of the marvelous life I live!

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My goodness! I’m dreadfully sorry for my language in the previous post! I suppose even I can have my less than marvelous moments every now and then!

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yo where the fuck am i