averynolan

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I'm a fire starter. Make your blood run faster. I melt hearts like water. Yeah yeah oh whoa yeah yeah, oh oh. I'm a fire starter, I'm a sweet disaster.

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Oh but I am. I have actually seen someone slip on a banana like in mario kart. 

You can’t be serious!

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It's just a gift for someone. Guess I'll have to find somewhere else.

That’s not hidden very well.

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Shh...

…Example A

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Tyler Blackburn and Ashley Benson  Behind the Scenes of PLL Season 5 on May 12, 2014

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How could I ever not like it?

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Alright I'll give you that one. 

Mhm. Which means you are literally stuck with me forever, even if you don't like it. 

I didn’t really need to get used to it because it sounds so right as it is.

You are literally my soulmate Ave.

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Ashley Benson covers the June/July 2014 issue of COMPLEX

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Okay first off it's been a really short amount of time and secondly I like it so why would I want to get used to it? Waking up every day and knowing that's what you are is kinda amazing. 

It’s going to take you a while to get used to that word, isn’t it?

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Hello, husband. 

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make me choose: pretty-little-liars-diaries inquired haleb or spoby

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Oh it's completely fine. Usually people don't ask so it's nice to be able to talk about us. Basically it was a masquerade. Masks to hide your identity and we just conveniently ended up dancing together without realizing it and maybe kissed only for me to find his mask after and notice. Honestly it just proved to me that I was in the completely wrong relationship before him. You're not odd. I assure you. I used to stutter. It still happens but only occasionally. Anyways yes I have a husband. He proposed with this beautiful ring and I knew it was fast and I'm young but he's my everything. I couldn't be happier than I am now. Ohh funnel cake sounds wonderful. Maybe I should question who I'm married to. Cake would be a step up from him. I'm kidding. Mostly. 

Oh a really interesting time? Care to share? Wait, no. Ugh. I totally don’t want to sound like I’m trying to snoop or anything like that. But I basically have no interesting life, so I love to listen to other people’s lives. Wait. This sounds a little odd, doesn’t it? Damn it. Uh you have a husband? Oh that’s soooo cute. I love happy endings. The games were rigged and I only won once, but I’m terrible at games. At least, I ate a bunch of funnel cake.

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I think I missed it by just a day or two actually but I've been to events like that before here. Actually I had a really interesting time at one with my fia-- erm well husband, as weird as that may sound. I really can't say I'm surprised that the games were rigged. 

Oh yes. It’s still old not-so-sweet Pyro Hills. But oh we had a fair a few days ago. Uh you probably missed it, no? It was nice, even if some games were clearly rigged.

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You aren't wrong. I'm Avery. You are?

Maybe but its worse than others