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Took my first train ride to see my boyfriend and lemme just say

We need more trains!!!!!

And here is cat tax

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Me: man, all I have is a protein, rice, and sushi nori, what am I gonna eat that isn't just a boring plain rice bowl???

The humble onigiri:

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So I'm taking fritter to the vet (nothing bad just a tooth trim)

And I get to watch the rule of three in person

This adorable a

Australian shepherd smackes her head into the window right by the door

Owner moves the dog to check-out

Owner finished checking out and goes back to the door

Dog *almost* smacks head into same window

Owner stops the dog and moves it's head

Dog smacked her head on window frame

Scene of incident

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my little bunny loaf 🍞

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Spindles keeping me and my upset stomach company on the couch by farting happily and snuffling around

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They are so baby!!!!

THIS ONES EVEN TINIER!!!

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And third pendant - beige bunny🐰

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I love bunnies because I, too, am a small little creature that runs around like crazy and freezes in terror when you make eye contact with me.

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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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The og

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