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Artist Handcrafts Pocket-Sized Paintings Waiting to Be Discovered within Charming Lockets

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but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

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“To Kill a Mockingbird” by Harper Lee

“Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen

“The Diary of Anne Frank” by Anne Frank

“1984” by George Orwell

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone" by J.K. Rowling

“The Lord of the Rings” (1-3) by J.R.R. Tolkien

“The Great Gatsby” by F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Charlotte’s Web” by E.B. White

“The Hobbit” by J.R.R. Tolkien

“Little Women” by Louisa May Alcott

“Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury

“Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Bronte

“Animal Farm” by George Orwell

“Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell

“The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger

“The Book Thief” by Markus Zusak

“The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain

“The Hunger Games” by Suzanne Collins

“The Help” by Kathryn Stockett

“The Lion, the Witch, and the Wadrobe” by C.S. Lewis

“The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck

“The Lord of the Flies” by William Golding

“The Kite Runner” by Khaled Hosseini

“Night” by Elie Wiesel

“Hamlet” by William Shakespeare

“A Wrinkle in Time” by Madeleine L'Engle

“Of Mice and Men” by John Steinbeck

“A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens

“Romeo and Juliet” by William Shakespeare

“The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams

“The Secret Garden” by Frances Hodgson Burnett

“A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens

“The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

“Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley

“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” by J.K. Rowling

“The Giver” by Lois Lowry

“The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood

“Where the Sidewalk Ends” by Shel Silverstein

“Wuthering Heights” Emily Bronte

“The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green

“Anne of Green Gables” by L.M. Montgomery

“The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” by Mark Twain

“Macbeth” by William Shakespeare

“The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo” by Stieg Larrson  

“Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley

“The Holy Bible: King James Version”

“The Color Purple” by Alice Walker

“The Count of Monte Cristo” by Alexandre Dumas

“A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” by Betty Smith

“East of Eden” by John Steinbeck

“Alice in Wonderland” by Lewis Carroll

“In Cold Blood” by Truman Capote

“Catch-22” by Joseph Heller

“The Stand” by Stephen King

“Outlander” by Diana Gabaldon

“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” by J.K. Rowling

“Enders Game” by Orson Scott Card

“Anna Karenina” by Leo Tolstoy

“Watership Down” by Richard Adams

“Memoirs of a Geisha” by Arthur Golden

“Rebecca” by Daphne du Maurier

“A Game of Thrones” by George R.R. Martin

“Great Expectations” by Charles Dickens

“The Old Man and the Sea” by Ernest Hemingway

“The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes” (#3) by Arthur Conan Doyle

“Les Misérables” by Victor Hugo

“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” by J.K. Rowling

“Life of Pi” by Yann Martel

“The Scarlet Letter” by Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Celebrating Silence: Excerpts from Five Years of Weekly Knowledge” by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

“The Chronicles of Narnia” by C.S. Lewis

“The Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follett

“Catching Fire” by Suzanne Collins

“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” by Roald Dahl

“Dracula” by Bram Stoker

“The Princess Bride” by William Goldman

“Water for Elephants” by Sara Gruen

“The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe

“The Secret Life of Bees” by Sue Monk Kidd

“The Poisonwood Bible: A Novel” by Barbara Kingsolver

“One Hundred Years of Solitude” by Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

“The Time Traveler’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger

“The Odyssey” by Homer

“The Good Earth (House of Earth #1)” by Pearl S. Buck

“Mockingjay (Hunger Games #3)” by Suzanne Collins

“And Then There Were None” by Agatha Christie

“The Thorn Birds” by Colleen McCullough

“A Prayer for Owen Meany” by John Irving

“The Glass Castle” by Jeannette Walls

“The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks” by Rebecca Skloot

“Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“The Road” by Cormac McCarthy

“The Things They Carried” by Tim O'Brien

“Siddhartha” by Hermann Hesse

“Beloved” by Toni Morrison

“Slaughterhouse-Five” by Kurt Vonnegut

“Cutting For Stone” by Abraham Verghese

“The Phantom Tollbooth” by Norton Juster

“The Brothers Karamazov” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“The Story of My Life” by Helen Keller

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My rabbit legit knows what to do when a camera is in her face . She stood vouging for me changing pose you know.

 look at her foot tho 

look at the stance

the side profile she’s giving me 

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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

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I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

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towards a gentle academic

be up front and honest about the things you do not know

acknowledge the intrinsic value of others’ knowledge bases, even if they do not seem important to you from your institutional context

do not feign mastery where you have none

respect the gaps in others’ knowledge bases

be generous, not only with others

but also with yourself

you overwork yourself at the risk of legitimizing a culture of overwork 

privilege voices and perspectives that have historically been left out of the academy

nothing is ever neutral or apolitical

support the progress of other scholars

collaboration over competition

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it won’t be like what you imagined. maybe you get the road trip to the beach with coffee in your hand and the radio playing, maybe you don’t. but happy shows up. it’s in a 2 AM game of jenga with your new college friends. it’s curling up for another marathon of netflix. it’s meeting the person who will be your best man at the wedding. it’s 4:45pm in the library when the girl in the study coral across from you quietly whispers “i’m going to set everything on fire” and then turns to you and asks if you wanna take a break for dinner (say yes, she’s very nice and you both need a moment away from the stress). it’s the mornings they have omelettes and in good books and in a puddle that looks cool. it’s sometimes picturesque, but more often it’s full-belly laughter at stupid things on the floor of your friend’s house while in the background someone is debating the best way to win settlers of catan. 

i know it gets dark early now and the tired is setting in and everything sort of feels blank and hazy and you want to spend ages staring at walls thinking of nothing

but happiness will find a way in. it will be small moments. look for them.

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This is important

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Blythe Baird - “When the Fat Girl Gets Skinny” (NPS 2015)

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K bye!

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choose people who choose you.

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2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

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Movie Marathon

Harry Potter

   Time- 19 hrs. and 40 mins

      Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

      Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

      Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

      Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

      Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two

    Recipes 

        Butterbeer

        Chocolate frogs 

        Pumpkin Pasties

        Treacle Tart

        Pumpkin Juice

        Florean Fortescue Butterbeer Ice Cream 

 Marvel

  Time- 29 hr

      Iron Man

      The Incredible Hulk

      Iron Man 2     

      Thor

      Captain America: The First Avenger

      The Avengers

      Iron Man 3

      Thor: The Dark World

      Captain America: The Winter Solider

      Guardians of the Galaxy

     Avengers: Age of Ultron      

Recipes

        Iron Man Drink

        Hulk Drink

        Captain America Drink

        Chicken Shwarma 

        Captain America Shield Cookies

        Hulk Cake Pops

        Tony Stark Drink

        Black Widow Popcorn

        Groot Cupcakes

        Gamora Cupcakes

        Thor Cupcakes

Star Wars

Time- 13 hrs and 12 mins

      Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace 

      Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones 

      Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith

      Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope

      Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back

      Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi

Recipes

        Lightsaber Pretzels 

        Princess Leia Cupcakes

        Severed Wampa Arm Cake

        Peanut Butter Carbonite Bars

        Death Star Oreo Truffles

        Star Wars Macarons

        BB-8 Cupcakes

Lord of the Rings

Time- 19 hrs and  39 mins

       Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

      The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

      The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

      The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

      The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

      The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Recipes

        Lembas Bread

        Seed Cake

        A Whole List of Recipes

        Beorn’s Honey Cake

Pirates of the Caribbean

Time- 9 hrs and 58 mins

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

      Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

      Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Recipes

        Rum Chocolate Cake

        Port Royal Punch

        Pirate’s Ale

Indiana Jones

Time- 8 hrs and 2 mins

      Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

      Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

      Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

      Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull

Recipes

        Pull Apart Monkey Brains

        Mummy Cookies

Jurassic Park

Time- 7 hrs and 53 mins

      Jurassic Park

      The Lost World: Jurassic Park

      Jurassic Park III

      Jurassic World

Recipes

        Amber Treats

        Dinosaur Eggs

        Dinosaur Claws

If anything is wrong please let me know! Thanks!