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I love my husbeast so fucking much

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im shorter than i thought..

Taller than you

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god.. i just gotta forklift so badddd..

the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them

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but pears cant let you throw piss jars at people :(

The Orange Box is still the hottest deal there ever was

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Simple enjoyment

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kiddy

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as someone who tried blue and never played as it again, this is true, its usually intimidation, so remember next time you play against a blue player, its just as scared of you as you are of it

Magic the Gathering tip: blue players don’t want you to know this but you can cast spells without them being countered. yes this does happen sometimes.

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obviously.

the abundance of elf milfs directly correlates to the amount of adventurers running around with elven moms

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shit they know

Happy dragon saturday

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he gave himself the job of bathing the foster kittens

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Ireland is the only country in Europe

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BOCCHIIIII!!!

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Ths bishop’s twitter post

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relatable

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im a math person, and ill say:

i dont get any of it i just know (autism + adhd is fucky)

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

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a 6'8" demon emerges from a dimension of brimstone then cuddles you and falls asleep