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me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

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Boston Post, Massachusetts, April 28, 1895

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All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

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december mood?

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party idea: as the night goes on, kidz bop versions of songs are mixed in little by little. by the time the party comes to a close, people are too drunk to notice they’ve been dancing to kidz bop for hours

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what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

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dance dance revolution? how about france france revolution instead

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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*slams reblog*

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me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

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What if plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose back into the earth to consume us.

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hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry

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Don Featherstone, Creator of the Plastic Lawn Flamingos, 1957