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Someone: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other
Someone: What?
Necromancer: What?
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EINS. Golly, I wasn’t sure this would be a decent number to do a bias list at but I really appreciate everyone sticking with me and joining me on my little monster. Several of you remember how hard it was in 2014-2015 to get her off the ground which eventually led to her inevitable hiatus. I’m sure most of you recall my blog disappearing off your dashes with no word, but the fact that many of you are still around makes me incredibly happy. The fact that so many new people in this fandom are following me and interacting with me makes my little black heart swell. This is just a small bias list of people I admire, have stuck with me, and those who I hope to one day write with. If I forget anyone I’m sorry! ♡ - Hamlet
ZWEI. @synthesiiized / @inflamcd / @thetiniestlang / @indecorcus / @shadcwpreacher / @perilist / @atonedsins / @loschen / @redsabcr / @rapierone / @umbrathea / @quiksilverfast / @clawinkitten / @whoslaughin / @cityinferno / @weided / @noctisiism / @lighttempted / @ourburden / @terrarise / @mcgnetic / @heartrendcr / @awokenapocalypse / @burnsthrough / @metalliferousx / @elemcntalism / @dushavor / @mcsche / @fcst / @xmarksthescott / @thirdlight / @unleashcd / @avepravus / @magicxecustos / @ruinaa / @nottheteamsociopath
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ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴀᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴜsᴛ ᴄʀᴏᴘ ‘ᴄᴜs ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ
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they left her to decay in the PIT OF DEATH, watching her flesh deteriorate into flowers that BLOOM with beauty. they stare : looking at what they think to be VAPID sprouts, only to witness the dying corpse of a celestial body WANISH into a garden of pulchritude. ❪ est. march 1st. reboot. may 27th. / / portrayed by marsh. ❫
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William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1825-1905)
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an innocent smileth spreads across her lips, and thither is a subtle glimmer in her pupil, ere she looks hence, shyly. she wast not the prettiest, at least not in her mind. the lass wast far too whey- faced, or so they’d say. eyes squinched, thomasin examines thyrius closely. his ragged features, and not restful lids. she doest not respond for a minute. ‘ what about thee? thee art not only madeth of flesh.’ thomasin whispers. ‘ i feeleth t. ’ the one handeth that wast not gripping his wrist, softly touches the skin beneath his eye. wast touching too much. surely, if 't be true somebody hath found out about this, she'd beest lynched.
‘ who art thee? ’
“I’m the one who’s going to chop your dick off, and glue it to your forehead so you’ll be the limp dick unicorn, thats who the fuck I am…But you can call me Thyrius…”
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Reblog this if:
You’re a roleplayer
We can plot
We can be friends
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SHE’D BEEN A WITCH HERE ALL HER LIFE. AND ONE OF THE THINGS A WITCH DID WAS STAND RIGHT ON THE EDGE, WHERE THE DECISIONS HAD TO BE MADE. YOU MADE THEM SO THAT OTHERS DIDN’T HAVE TO, SO THAT OTHERS COULD EVEN PRETEND TO THEMSELVES THAT THERE WERE NO DECISIONS TO BE MADE, NO LITTLE SECRETS, THAT THINGS JUST HAPPENED. YOU NEVER SAID WHAT YOU KNEW. AND YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN. ( x )
IND. SEL. WITCH OC WRITTEN BY KELLS.
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Reblog if you are a very insecure role player.
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an innocent smileth spreads across her lips, and thither is a subtle glimmer in her pupil, ere she looks hence, shyly. she wast not the prettiest, at least not in her mind. the lass wast far too whey- faced, or so they’d say. eyes squinched, thomasin examines thyrius closely. his ragged features, and not restful lids. she doest not respond for a minute. ‘ what about thee? thee art not only madeth of flesh.’ thomasin whispers. ‘ i feeleth t. ’ the one handeth that wast not gripping his wrist, softly touches the skin beneath his eye. wast touching too much. surely, if 't be true somebody hath found out about this, she'd beest lynched.
‘ who art thee? ’
“I’m the one who’s going to chop your dick off, and glue it to your forehead so you’ll be the limp dick unicorn, thats who the fuck I am…But you can call me Thyrius…”
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‘ aye. i do. i love it. i slaughtered mine family for a reason. ’
cue a bittersweet smirk. her small hand curls into a fist, softly she presses it below her chin. ‘ and i love you. ’
“ I admire your work. ”
“You admire carnage? Is this said to please me?” A brow arcs “Do I look pleased?”
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‘ thither is no needeth to yell, mine lord. thee truly seemeth like one scandalous wench. ’ the sweet bloom’s voice hushed, eyebrows hath raised in sudden annoyance. thomasin’s small, whey, pale hand gripped thyrius wrist kindly. that lady touch wast fragile, as the lady wast nothing but a blossoming deb. ‘ i has’t cometh from england. peradventure tis that that hath both of us troubled ? the tongue i speaketh, is far from foreign whither i cometh from. tis thy odd dialect that hath me abashed. wherefore art thou from? ’
‘ who art thee? ’
“I’m the one who’s going to chop your dick off, and glue it to your forehead so you’ll be the limp dick unicorn, thats who the fuck I am…But you can call me Thyrius…”
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cue a sweet, shite eating smirk. thomasin had a knack for sensing piths, & something about him tasted of absinthe and glint.
‘ i wend by thomasin, if ’t be true thee must know. ’
the tender bloom’s eyes now gazing upwards, for twas very true that she wast quite small & that gent wast considerably taller than her.
‘ who art thee? ’
“I’m the one who’s going to chop your dick off, and glue it to your forehead so you’ll be the limp dick unicorn, thats who the fuck I am…But you can call me Thyrius…”
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