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There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

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bear with a dfuck house

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

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grammar couture

also: the evolution of man

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McCoy is a little bitch

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reblog if you're GAY, support GAYS, or if you think it's COOL to PUNCH NAZIS

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Compilation of some of my favourite vines. In no particular order.

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precious smol bean + tumblr text posts

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why

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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind spirk au

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jim kirk // pink

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If you don’t fight for all women, you fight for no women. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 (📸: Kennedy Dickerson)

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do aliens eat ass

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Bones: okay jim i'm just gonna leave the room

Jim: kay

Bones: to get some toast

Jim: kay

Bones: for my breakfast

Jim: kay

Bones: just in that room right across from here

Jim: kay

Bones: so don't be an idiot

Jim: got it

Bones: (leaves)

Jim: now is a brilliant time to do seven backflips hanging from a windowsill thirty meters up with one hand off a cliff into a Klingon war bird whilst insulting Romulans

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