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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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everyone’s interpretations of characters are valid especially when it comes to something like vat7k where they literally don’t actually exist outside of a concept and therefore have no canon but can i just say mom friend nuru is the most boring and predictable fanon i have ever encountered

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Seeing Tails so small again in generations has them questioning how they survived those big ol' eyes

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It’s really important to me to stress that Eugene is not homophobic.

He’s Hugophobic

Which is okay! And normal! And justified! And encouraged!

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watever

posting these and going to eat something

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my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

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Hi,

It’s your friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

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hello vat7k nation

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I'm so in love this the idea of Hugo been down bad for Varian going feral

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polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

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*a few months after The Ithica Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

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backhanded compliment

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that one meme with varian

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Ekko brought the Jinx out in Powder for a second.

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Quick question for the tts ao3 reader out there, I’ve been looking for a fic for a while and I can’t remember the name, but all I remember is that it was an au where in season 2 the gang finds Varian along the way and he was working at a circus. He ended up leaving with them but I tried looking and the one I found was DEFINITELY a lot more violent than the fic I originally remember. If anyone could tell me the name that would be GREAT😭😭

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didn’t sleep so I could make this. do not repost!