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ponytober day 4: wrong cutiemark ✨

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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Spooktober day 2! Clown

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It's been like a year since I've started drawing Dio juggling his kids during his fight with Jotaro, but I still find it a very entertaining concept to revisit.

Anyway, someone tell Haruno that the heart isn't that low down...

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Spooktober!

It's finally spooky month!

The template I will be going by is under the "Keep reading"!

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“Pick-Up Lines”

Summary: When Chuuya’s attempts to seduce Kajii with pick-up lines go right over his very literal-minded head, Chuuya decides to take a more direct approach

Notes: rare-pair day three, here it is! this is my first motojichuu fic and it was pretty fun to write about, if a bit exhausting to keep googling various sciencey things for kajii to talk about lol, this is just a fun, cute little fic for an adorable ship that needs more love, I hope you all enjoy this!

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Chuuya tapped his fingers on the table’s edge, watching Kajii gesture wildly in the throes of another story about some experiment or other and trying to find a break in the seemingly endless string of words where he might be able to start a conversation about something other than the many marvels of plutonium. Normally, Chuuya could listen to Kajii talk about his experiments all day; his enthusiasm and passion, not to mention the radiant, if slightly maniacal, smile on his face more than made up for the fact that Chuuya couldn’t understand a word he was saying, but today, Chuuya had something else in mind.

For the past few weeks, Chuuya had been dragging Kajii out to lunch at a cozy little soup restaurant a couple blocks from headquarters. Kajii was one of the mafia’s most brilliant scientists, but he fixated on his experiments to the detriment of all else, including his health. Stories of Kajii sleeping in his lab- or not sleeping at all- for days on end had percolated through the various ranks of the mafia before finally reaching Chuuya himself. As an executive, Chuuya was responsible for hundreds of subordinates, so it was only natural that he wouldn’t be able to properly care for all of them; however, Chuuya was nothing if not determined, so the moment he found out about an issue pertaining to any of his subordinates, he leapt into action. Now, whenever Chuuya was able, he made sure Kajii was eating at least one full meal a day and going home at a reasonable hour.

“He’s just like Akutagawa,” Chuuya thought to himself. “He’ll run himself to the ground if I don’t take care of him.”

Due to the nature of his job, Kajii was in significantly less danger than Akutagawa, and he was far more willing to accept Chuuya’s help while Akutagawa, true to form, responded like a sullen teenager. Chuuya had even tried to bring Akutagawa along for one of his lunches with Kajii once, but he had sulked in the corner of their booth the entire time, scowling and hardly speaking, slurping his soup in the most ill-mannered way imaginable. Still, at least he had eaten something- it very well could have been the only nourishment he had gotten in days.

There was another, vital difference between Kajii and Akutagawa; somehow or another, the eccentric scientist had stolen Chuuya’s heart, and Chuuya intended to win him over before he even had time to finish his soup.

While Kajii paused his monologue long enough to take a breath, Chuuya leaned across the table and lightly touched his hand. “Is the soup hot today, or is it just you?” he purred.

Kajii lifted his soup bowl to his mouth and took a slow sip, considering. “It’s the soup,” he said. Sighing, Kajii gazed down at his soup, forlorn. “If only I had a thermometer- then I could know the precise temperature in degrees centigrade.” Joy dawned on Kajii’s face. “Speaking of degrees centigrade-” Kajii launched into a lengthy description of the boiling points of his favorite  elements, beginning, naturally, with carbon which was, as Kajii explained, “The most fundamental element to human existence, the most marvelous element of them all!”

Chuuya watched Kajii wave his hands excitedly as he rhapsodized about elements and wondered if Kajii ever talked about him with half the excitement he used when discussing the boiling point of carbon. When Kajii stopped talking to take a sip of his soup, Chuuya took a deep breath.

“If I were an enzyme, I’d want to be helicase so I could unzip those jeans.”

“Helicase!” Kajii exclaimed, a dreamy look coming over his eyes. “My third favorite type of nuclease! Oh, are you talking about DNA or RNA helicase? It’s very important,” he added, waving his finger at Chuuya.

Chuuya blinked. “Um…” The mafia hadn’t exactly provided Chuuya with an in-depth scientific education; he had never even heard of RNA before. “DNA, I guess?”

Kajii seemed disappointed. “Oh, I much prefer RNA helicase- without it, ribosome biogenesis would be impossible.” He took a long sip of his soup, then, taking pity on Chuuya, added, “But DNA helicase is okay, I suppose. Just not as exciting. But, you know what’s really exciting?” he asked, brightening instantly. “Pre-mRNA splicing! You see, it all begins when-”

Chuuya was beginning to grow impatient; his time with Kajii was running out fast, and he needed to move quickly. He reached out and touched Kajii’s shoulder, then let his hand coast down Kajii’s arm, running his fingers along the tattered edge of his lab coat’s sleeve. “I like that lab coat of yours,” Chuuya murmured, fluttering his eyelashes. “But I think it’d look better accelerating to my floor at a rate of- of-” Chuuya paused, struggling to remember the scientific pick-up lines he had googled earlier. “- 9.8 meters per second.”

“Per second per second,” Kajii corrected.

“Huh?”

Kajii waved his hand. “Or 9.8 meters per second squared, if you prefer. Acceleration is measured in seconds squared; velocity might be measured in seconds, but certainly not acceleration!” He tilted his head to the side, regarding Chuuya from an angle. “I’d think you’d know all about that, since you’re a gravity manipulator.”

“Why would I?” Chuuya replied a bit defensively. “I know how to use my power- that’s all that matters, right?”

Kajii made a vague, disappointed sounding hum deep in his throat. “It’s not necessary,” he admitted, eyes downcast. “But it’s far more interesting. It seems like such a waste to have such a fascinating ability and not want to understand the scientific intricacies behind it.”

Chuuya cursed himself mentally. Why hadn’t he done some actual scientific research instead of just googling stupid pick-up lines? Besides, no matter what line he used, Kajii was sure to find some way to take it literally. Chuuya glanced at his clock: five minutes before he had to return to headquarters. Sighing, Chuuya decided to put the carefully planned lines aside and state his feelings as clearly as possible, leaving no room for more literal interpretations or scientific lectures.

Chuuya grabbed Kajii’s hand, holding it firmly in both of his. “Kajii,” he said, giving his hand a squeeze to get his attention. “Can you listen to me for a moment?”

Kajii nodded. “Okay.”

“I-” Chuuya took a deep breath. “I really care about you, you know. A lot.” He gave Kajii an awkward smile. “More than I care about my other subordinates, and in a different way. I wanted to ask if maybe you wanted to, I don’t know…” Chuuya ran a hand through his hair. “Get dinner some time? Like, you know, as a date?”

“A date?” Kajii’s eyes widened. “I’ve never been on one before. Should I bring you flowers? What species of angiosperm would you prefer? The genus rosa is typical of course, but genus lilium is lovely as well- such a pronounced stigma! Very advantageous for pollen distribution, and-”

“So you do want to go on a date with me?” Chuuya asked.

Kajii seemed surprised by the question. “Of course I do! You’re, well…” Kajii flushed. “If you were an element, you’d be carbon.”

Chuuya could feel himself blushing, too. He leaned across the table to give Kajii a hug. “I think you’re carbon, too.” He pulled away, digging in his pockets for change to leave as a tip. “We should be getting back to base soon,” he said, walking around the table to link arms with Kajii. “But while we’re headed that way, can you tell me what’s so interesting about genus lilium?”

Kajii’s face lit up. “I’m so glad you asked!”

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I wrote a poem

I wanna say something but I'd never know what to say, all these things on your mind I hope it'll all be okay, I never really learned how to use my words to communicate, but just know it deep down I can understand your pain.

These roads that we walk down, don't let them be your fall, and if you succumb to your demons, someone will be there to help you crawl, out of that deep dark pit, and eventually you'll be lead through, to the brighter side of this world that's been so cruel to you.

The games that people play with your mind, will only get harder and harder over time, but just because the game isn't fair, doesn't mean it can't be beat, with the right type of care.

But sometimes it seems like that care is playing hard to get, or sometimes your mind says "checkmate!" and you freeze like in a game of chess, I guess what I'm trying to say is that something will always be there to stop you, but that thing doesn't matter, you can do whatever you put your mind to.

I know this all probably sounds like some kind of cliche, but it's all the truth, this is the way.

You have to get through life one day at a time, don't worry what the future holds because trust me it ain't worth the crying. When the present isn't really feeling like a gift, try and think of those past moments in life that were filled with bliss.

And if you were wondering why I put so much thought into my words, it's because I hate sounding insincere, too many people tweet out their meaningless empathy like birds, but bullshitting isn't my choice in career.

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It's MY BIRTHDAY RAHHH

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Hisoka about to fight: Oi where did my cards go??

Illumi back at home:

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Scary Movie 4

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You ask him one question about lemons and he can NOT shut up 💛

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Hatano Wataru: Fuwari Fuwari (フワリ フワリ) Lyrics

Kanji, romaji and English translation for Fuwari Fuwari (Lightly, Lightly) by Hatano Wataru

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