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potion of airplane

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opening commissions 0/10 slots

$5 - i will loudly and baselessly accuse your art of being ai, to stir up outrage and get it to a wider audience

$20 - i will plagiarize your style using dalle or whatever and you can call me out and get your original artwork seen by a wider audience. $20 bc I don't actually know how to do that

+$5 my response will at some point be written by chatgpt and include a closing paragraph like "it's important to remember to customize your apology to your specific situation. if there's anything else I can help you with let me know."

$400 doodle of a shark

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https://english.radio.cz/beavers-build-planned-dams-protected-landscape-area-while-local-officials-still-8841536

A beaver colony in the Brdy region has gained overnight fame by building several dams in the Brdy protected landscape area, creating a natural wetland exactly where it was needed. It saved the local authorities 30 million crowns, and has the public cracking jokes about public administration and red tape.

The administration of the Brdy protected landscape area, which had gained approval for the 30 million crown project, was dealing with red tape and seeking the respective building permits from the Vltava River Basin authorities when the dam project was completed almost overnight by a local colony of beavers.

They could not have chosen their location better –erecting the dams on a bypass gully that was built by soldiers in the former military base years ago, so as to drain the area. The revitalization project drafted by environmentalists was supposed to remedy this. Bohumil Fišer, head of the Brdy Protected Landscape Area Administration says Nature took its course and the beavers created the necessary biotope conditions practically overnight.

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spin this wheel of hobbies

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Never stop hating

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Wonderful animation made by https://www.instagram.com/robin.animates/

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curious that you think I'm a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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hi everyone. i love you, i care about you, please make sure to get your ten hours of screentime in today. bump it up to 12 if you can, don't sit any further than two feet from the screen, try to keep blinking to a minimum. if you reach the end of your feed remember to keep refreshing until new content pops up

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✈️🏝️☀️

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so you call yourself an “extremely powerful telepath” but don’t even have powerful enough telepathy to affect the literal nature of randomness itself? 🤨 nice try

.... why does the global consciousness project use random number generators, a thing designed to produce noise out of signal. if I were an extremely powerful telepath trying to make myself known to the GCP I would be literally unable to

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i love inspect element, it's like if wikipedia vandalism was ethical

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lion guy

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Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

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fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

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affirmations:

I am undifferentiated from the vehicles I operate

I am a machine that imposes myself without reaching myself

Identity is my enemy

I am solar powered