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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

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NOTAM: All firefighting aircraft are being armed with machinegun turrets to combat idiot drone owners.

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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

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For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

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so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

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some_sewing_nerd

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Choose your fighter

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utterly terrifying: person youre following who doesnt follow you back randomly reblogged a few of your posts without explanation

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A friend maybe?

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they should invent a submarine that can go into the tar pits so that we can go down and not look at anything because tar is opaque and also it breaks and we die in the tar but we shouldnt report it so we can forget it ever happened so that a couple years later we can come up with the same exact bad idea and die in the tar again

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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