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watching crash (1996) and nodding my head so that everyone knows that i agree with + condone endangering other drivers' lives in order to achieve sexual thrill
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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule
every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed
me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-
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A beaver dam in British Columbia showing its ability to hold back sediment pollution during heavy rainfall.
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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there
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war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform
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Using radical acceptance therapy techniques to get people to stop making themselves sad by anthropomorphizing Pluto.
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Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"
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A good use of time and energy right now (as always) is infighting. If people agree on any important points whatsoever, mutual hatred is warranted. Avoid collective action at all costs. Build no coalitions. Instead, start altercations. Create divisions where none exist. Extend no goodwill nor patience nor understanding. Kill and maim over inadvertent insults of minute size. Make accusations wherever you go. Check in on your friends using a chainsaw. If you see someone struggling, take advantage. We are all in this separately.
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cant dm my mutuals like a normal person so i have to think of ridiculous things to post so i can maybe get an Interaction from them passivestyle
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