auxilior
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auxilior · 7 years ago
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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servers went down so i made this since its all ive been able to think about since the event went live
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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fav elf team (x)
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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What’s the “S” stand for?
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
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auxilior · 8 years ago
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have you ever wanted it to be high noon every 2 minutes. well
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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fencing academy best student
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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(1520) raphael, self portrait with a friend
(2013) oscar isaac
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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Friendly reminder that:
Qunari are empowering Saarebas with lyrium so that they can become stronger, open temporary Rifts, slow time down, and use mysterious spells, all through unknown means.
Tevinter is terribly weakened, corrupted, and will not last in the war against the Qunari.
Fen’Harel, now incredibly powerful, is planning to eliminate the Qun (good thing), but also to tear down the Veil (not that good, depending on the consequences). He will probably help the Tevinter slaves in rebelling against their masters too.
Titans are awakening. They are enormous beings living deep underground, whose blood has been consumed for millennia by mages and Templars alike, shaping the world as it is today. They also seem able to influence events above ground and they are very angry with the world or at least with the elves. They will probably re-establish their contact/link with the dwarves.
Something is happening in Weisshaupt, the Wardens have gone silent, and a new Blight is most likely coming.
The Evanuris are still locked away, but it’s obvious they will get free soon. They are a bunch of homicidal assholes who will not think twice about conquering Thedas again. They might be also tainted by the Blight, if the theories “Evanuris locked away with the Blight in the Black City” are true.
If Kieran was born, Flemeth/Mythal took the Old God’s soul from him, planning to do something with it. We still don’t know what it is, but it’s unlikely she will stay “dead”. She still has to have her revenge, her “reckoning which will shake the very heavens”.
Either Morrigan or the Inquisitor drank from the Well of Sorrows and the consequences of that act are still unclear, but whatever they are, they are going to suck or at least be mildly disturbing.
Mysterious Dalish elves live in the Tirashan. They are violent, cruel, and worship the Forgotten Ones.
Strange people from the Volca Sea are returning after a long absence, claiming a terrible calamity struck their lands.
We still don’t know what lies beyond the Amaranthine Ocean, but whatever it is, it makes people go insane and suicidal.
Basically Thedas right now:
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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Those two comments made my day.
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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the private journal of aaron burr
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auxilior · 9 years ago
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Ash Stormrider of House Ketchum, true born son of Pallet and master of the first generation, the unshocked, trainer of the electric mouse, victor of the orange isles, breaker of rockets, master of Charizards, first of his type. 
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