autogeneratedkahootnickname
autogeneratedkahootnickname
Risqué, blasé and relentlessly gay
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But then see thats the issue because my gut instinct on seeing that was 'GlaDos isnt a hear me out she's a conventionally attractive robot woman' and then i think i saw the death of time itself through the veil
I see people put men with salt-and-pepper hair on their hear me out cakes and I realise I may spend too much time online
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I see people put men with salt-and-pepper hair on their hear me out cakes and I realise I may spend too much time online
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saying glados is pretty vanilla in terms of robotfucking is like saying the chest is a pretty vanilla place to get stabbed. in that it is true but also not a thought a well-adjusted person has
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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
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I have been on Tumblr just long enough to find this an extremely funny choice of business name.
The company caters to caring for babies and toddlers.
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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”
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Six hours if you include the Contemplation 😎
30 minute recipe? Psh. I can do it in an hour and a half
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
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youre never alone. bacteria
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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))
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The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
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We are in SILENT hill. Girl shut up
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everyone got that one homie who hasn't been whole since the incident
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