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college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

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Tumblr if you can suggest tags for this post i will add them

Hamster: nah seriously guys im telling you domestication is where its atttt. You just get fed and groomed constantly its sick.

Gerbil: aw hell yeah im down.

Edible dormouse: yeah that sounds - wait what. What the fuck. Why the fuck does that say edible. I'm not edible. It's dormouse. It's just dormouse. Guys please I'm not edible. I'm not edible. Guys. Guys. G

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Hamster: nah seriously guys im telling you domestication is where its atttt. You just get fed and groomed constantly its sick.

Gerbil: aw hell yeah im down.

Edible dormouse: yeah that sounds - wait what. What the fuck. Why the fuck does that say edible. I'm not edible. It's dormouse. It's just dormouse. Guys please I'm not edible. I'm not edible. Guys. Guys. G

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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I have questions about the NotThem and the Web Table.

What happens to the people who are NotThemed? Canonically they’re dead.

But…they can’t just vanish. They don’t just *poof!*

NotThem are Stranger aligned. What else is Stranger aligned? The Anglerfish.

What did the Anglerfish do to its victims? Take their skin.

Is it safe to say that the NotThem not only take their victim’s appearance but also give them to the Stranger?

Follow me on this.

What if all the “wax statues” (horribly done. Horrible) are victims of the NotThem? What if the NotThem offers their victims to the Stranger and the Stranger puts them where they need to be.

What if Sasha was in the Wax Museum when it blew up? One of the unrecognizable wax statues.

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Honestly the worst thing that happened to Jon and Martin wasn't even their friends dying, it was the fact that all their new 'friends' were either cops or podcasters

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My favourite thing about JMart is that it's such an ass relationship. I don't mean that in the sense that I don't love it - I do - but imagine they're at a dinner party or something and someone asks them how they got together. 'Ok, so, funny story: I was - well, am, I guess - his boss at this place we used to work at. And for like...6? 6 months? I just bullied him fuckin relentlessly. Almost knowingly got him killed a couple times. I was so awful to him. Why? I don't fuckin know. Anyway then he almost got eaten by worms, I DID get eaten by worms, I found out he lied on his CV, all of our friends died, I died (kinda) and am now an omniscient demigod, he got trapped in an eldritch dimension of loneliness and terror, the I ended the world as a puppet of two warring gods, and now we're each other's only connection to whatever we can remember of what it was to be human. And he's my lil snugglebug.' Even Peter Lukas is like 'bestie people aren't my thing but even I can see this is insane' and Jon's like 'No ❤️ Die ❤️'. And then he does. So uh. Yeah.

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Illustration: Kathy Lam

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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

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"That may be your secret, Elphaba, but that doesn't make it true."

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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.