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Can't retype it here but I made a post on Reddit with my TMP master theory and I'm really proud of it so I'm gonna ask the biggest favour i think I can of a fellow tumblr user and ask you to willingly go to Reddit to read it (I can't copy it over):

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New episode omg

Pls tell me nobody's done this yet I spent an unreasonable amount of time making this

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starting a collection. please add on

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My brain: sleepy!!

Me: what no

My brain: sleepy :D

Me: we're watching a piano recital how can you possibly think this is the time

My brain: slee! Py!

Me: for fuck's sake you do this every time and every time you react the same way

My brain, already secreting melatonin: sleepy... :)

Me: jesus ch-

My brain, shuddering with the sensation of 1000 Burrowing Worms In Your Colon: NO SLEEP NO SLEEP NO SLEEP NO SLEEP NO SLEEP NO SL

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blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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giovanni

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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oh you have a headache? you ache to give someone head?

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Gertrude is so Fred Jones Scooby Doo coded to me. Unspeakable eldritch horrors beyond mortal comprehension? Nice story dipshit but we've got a mystery to solve.

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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I'm honestly doing a lot better in terms of like. Active mental health so far this winter. But I've encountered a new problem which I will call discretionary sleeping.

If I have a moment free, I am asleep in bed. I can spend whole weekends in bed.

And it's not a depressive thing I don't think - if I need to get up, including for non-essential things I want to do, I can get up and go right away. But the rest of the time? Snoozin.

And I know getting a lot of sleep isn't a bad thing per se but I'm getting concerned about lectures 💀

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This is terrible i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] become the conduit of a dread god

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I promise this is my last election post but it really grates on me how much we're expected to treat grown-ass people like children.

I know it doesn't help future electoral chances to say most Republican voters are stupid and/or hateful. I know that. But it's true.

I don't know how many of them are real, but the number of adults i have seen gloating like teenagers over an election result, to the point where it reads like they don't even know what they voted for short of causing someone pain, makes my blood boil.

I know indoctrination is a powerful tool, I know a lot of it stems from systemic mistrust of failing institutions, I know the real problem is the billionaire politicians and media giants who profit from the propagation of misinformation. But I hold them accountable too. They should know better. And at some point, that they don't know better is a choice they make. And that choice is a malicious one.

To be ignorant is one thing - to be wilfully ignorant is something else entirely. And if you lived through the last 8 years and brought us right back to where we started, you can only be the latter.