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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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original by clairetablizo

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

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Living in Europe atm is...weird. I guess specifically living in the UK.

Back during the pandemic, due to various...shenanigans (Conservative malfeasance) we ended up locking down a fair bit later than the Continent. Not long enough for our experience of the pandemic to be that different, but long enough that we experienced the pandemic on a slight delay.

Every time a new development happened during covid - a new wave, a new variant, a new lockdown, whatever - it would always happen on the Continent about a month earlier than it did in the UK. We knew what was gonna happen next. And yet, every time, it happened in the UK anyway, and every time, the government didn't really...do anything with that information.

Back in July 2024, I was so...I guess hopeful? That we'd managed to eject our right-wing party from government after 14 years of them burning the country down. And then half of the American voter base brought back a guy they'd voted out of office four years earlier for being. Y'know, the worst president they'd ever had short of James Buchanan. And with what's happening in Europe with the right wing. And the fact that our own proto-fascist party is like third in the polls.

I know doom and gloom doesn't help anyone, and I'm not trying to wallow in it - don't worry about things that haven't happened yet for sure - but it feels like watching a car crash in slow motion. The only thing keeping the far right out of office in the UK right now is the fact that there are two far-right parties polling equally and they both hate each other. That is the bedrock on which our democracy stands. So I just feel a little sick all the time.

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where’s the rupaul tweet about stop constantly crucifying yourself we could use the wood…… did unfortunately scalp the shit out of me with that

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where’s the rupaul tweet about stop constantly crucifying yourself we could use the wood…… did unfortunately scalp the shit out of me with that

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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

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and beyond (follow us for more of these)

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Republicans wrote laws in the House, Republicans in the Senate approved.

Trump is not in office.

There is no executive order.

Yet everything changed and changed back.

This is a performance.

EVERYTHING Trump does is transactional.

Trump personally benefitted. 100%. 1000%

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compilation

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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.