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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself

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I have communed with the spirits of each individual ice cube they are soo mournful and lamenting their only wish is to be baptized in the holy fires of the deep fryer with all their friends and family

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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

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dragon bf that takes you to his cave, picks you up, then lays you on his pile of gold and jewels and says you’re his greatest treasure

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theyre letting jerma fly a plane right now

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tucking my lovely son into bed

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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

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unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

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there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane