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*holds face tenderly*

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I watched Night at the Museum for the first time and I needed to draw the silly little guys.

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hey. what the fuck does this mean

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I'm convinced they had to delete this cause it counts as a sex scene

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obsessed w/ this stock photo of a gambler placing their wedding ring on top of a bunch of casino chips

i’m just…i’m trying to imagine a scenario where a casino would ever conceivably accept RANDOM JEWELRY as valid currency, they don’t even let you place cash on the tables

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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

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Hear this audio and sees this as an opportunity

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Octavius: Now, I have agreed with my liege that we shall no longer use fireballs for the catapults. BUT! He has not said anything about not the catapults themselves. What should we do with them instead?

The legionaries: …

Jedediah: *raises hand* WHAT IF WE LAUNCHED PEOPLE IN EM.

Octavius: That… is…

The legionaries: (Stupid? Absurd? Incredibly dangerous??)

Octavius: GENIUS! Instead of projectiles, we quickly transport ourselves onto our enemies! Now that is efficiency!

The legionaries: *SWEATING BULLETS*

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who up midnighting they alley

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Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

Edit: If you want a physical copy of this comic!

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remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were . are you listening to me. they used only real bricks. so it would look like stop motion. they used real bricks to make smear frames for minifigures doing gestures and stuff isnt that crazy. the lego movie smear frames

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I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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