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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point
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i assume u are
i am
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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More than 2000 years of desperate coping and seething from apologists and theologians and they still have not actually resolved the Epicurean Paradox
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Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics
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🔁canducky-momo🐥follow
Are people actually getting upset over the “I hate people” plate? It’s literally just a funny misprint, people need to get over themselves.
🔁duckymomoyoyo🥚🐣follow
Ok well as a mother I don’t think it’s cool that kids are getting a plate where their role model tells them that they hate everyone :/
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I think kids are smart enough to know Ducky Momo is fictional but maybe that’s just me
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Op don’t even bother, that other user tried selling stolen fan art at a con
🔁woahwoah-momo🦆follow
What about all those cases where kids imitate what they see on tv?! The “I hate people” plate could have REAL CONSEQUENCES!!
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Can you give me a time that happened outside of made up stories by boomers?? Can you?!
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Again kids are smart. So smart. Like, scarily so. My nine year old brothers built a rollercoaster. There are kids out there who can play multiple instruments. There are programs teaching kids how to make robots out of Legos because they know kids are smart enough. Trust me, as an older sister I have been around kids enough to know they are (annoyingly) smart.
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RB IF YOU THINK KIDS DESERVE RESPECT!!
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I don’t go here but this came on my dash and like. I agree with OP’s message but are we gonna ignore the part where she said her brothers BUILT A ROLLERCOASTER?!!
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Oh my god???
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STOP I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THAT WHAT
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NOT A RELATABLE EXPERIENCE OP
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@canducky-momo
OP. LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS OP.
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Ok I just got out the shower and there’s like 500 notes what’s happening. All I said is my brothers built a rollercoaster (which I tried to bust them for). I don’t get what’s so crazy about this
🔁martysmusicalblenderthemusical🐰
MOST KIDS DON’T BUILD ROLLERCOASTERS OP.
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In all fairness my dad hypnotized pigeons to poop on my uncle once
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He deserved it.
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@notgothitspunk wait we’ve been friends irl for a while now since when does your dad have a tumblr
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This post is a train wreck
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Alright which one of you showed our parents tumblr??
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my dad is just like that guys I’m sorry
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WHY ARE WE JUST IGNORING THE PIGEON HYPNOSIS?
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No mold detected!
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I have molds of all my friends!!
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CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT DUCKY MOMO???
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The “letting exhibits interact with people at night so they can teach them about history” is all fun and games until Ahkmenrah gets hit with both “Egypt isn’t in Africa” and “Aliens built the pyramids” in one night
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I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-
like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?
So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?
But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.
It's MY URL.
IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ONE *I WROTE*.
In *2013*.
And FORGOT ABOUT
BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING
And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like
IT WAS ALL GOOD?
IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??
I'M A GOOD WRITER?????
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Y'all remember when Barbenheimer happened and some people got offended for "making light of a tragedy" and were like "oh yeah? Well we're gonna make 9/11 jokes how does it feel >:("
......every day it becomes more apparent how off base they were
twin towers cheese board for 9/11
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