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this caught my eye because i think queer graphic design stuff like this is cool and interesting and then i noticed the name Daddy Drinkwater. which i think is also cool

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relatedly i love asking people if it's ethical to have sex in a timeloop

(With reference to this post here.)

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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW

Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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any shy tgirls want to play this fun platonic game with me? i have a really fun arbitrary goal behavior i want to make u do

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Does anyone else have an absolutely euphoric experience when they flop into their bed, snuggle up in their blankies and close their eyes??? Feels like drugs, man. I am so happy to be lying here

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my favorite part of using tumblr is acting as though people actually read this.

like, no one cares what i say. i don’t think almost anyone knows i exist.

i’m just here with my blog, stirring up eddies in tide pools, waiting for the water to ebb and flow regardless of my impact.

and i’m having enough fun to keep it going.

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~Cute date ideas~

TIP: Take her transgender ass out to a nice lunch.

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I feel called out...