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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

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M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

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seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex website

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made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

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ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/

oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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Teacher to me (photographer): this is Mohammed.

Me: and last name?

Teacher: -shrug- his name is Mohammed, hes the only Mohammed at this school.

Mohammed: -is in preschool, doesnt know his last name-

Me: -looks up Mohammed in system- Nadir?

Teacher: sure, yeah. Sounds right.

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Wrestlers pressing their foreheads together: 😠

Me: KISS! KISS! KISS!

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Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

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Looking cool, Joker! HD mirror (mobile users may need the Imgur app): https://imgur.com/irL7koP www.hejibits.com

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i’m going to invent the anti-alexa. she’ll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos. 

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Shepard: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Jack: Well, Miranda and I-

Miranda: *Elbows Jack*

Jack: ... Wouldn't know.

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This

gotta be the equivalent to this

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Girls…are like strawberries

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YOU hates terfs

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When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal