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Damn, I really do love disco music

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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I really like the way the cake matches this look.

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piffle

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i need twst fans to learn what a fucking bishounen is (i'm completely serious. epel and vil are pretty and feminine and are still guys. quit making gender essentialist jokes.)

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if half of my nice headphones just randomly died on me I’m gonna be fucking furious

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You have reached the required conditions for acquiring your first familiar.

HOWEVER... There is a slight issue...

You gots no money. You know what that means, right?

You gotta go to the discount familiar store. Beggars can't be choosers, so it's basically up to chance which one you'll end up with...

Whichever familiar happens to be on the CLEARANCE_RACK at the time is what you'll end up with.

Once you've selected your familiar, you must now pick a stylish getup for them! Actually, a whole outfit would be expensive, let's just choose one singular accessory instead:

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Me, talking to myself: Listen, you can't kill yourself yet, the second volume of the print edition of Father, I Don't Want This Marriage doesn't come out until February.

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ain't it fucking grand how i'm never going to be able to leave my house again and i'll never get to date anyone and i'm gonna die alone

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I have recently hit on some very basic, very easy misophonia coping methods that I'm almost mad I think no one ever suggested to me before even though so many of my family members get misophonia (they're so very helpful) (the methods are: remembering that I'm mad at the noise and not the person making the noise and it's not their fault I'm mad and even if I'm mad I shouldn't explode, and covering my ears with my palms and focusing on the sound of my muscles shifting and my blood flowing just to decompress a bit.)

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ellascreams

I don’t think I’ve listened to enough new albums to have a full top 5, but Grief Chapter by Mother Mother and TRUST CEREMONY by Jhariah are probably my favorites

I had not heard TRUST CEREMONY before, but I looked it up to listen to it and as soon as I started the first track I thought "Oh, yeah, this is extremely Ella's thing". (Nice choices!)

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Oh fuck there's a fourth I hadn't noticed 'til now! Haruki Ishiya plays Sebek and Jiro!

I didn't realize Crewel was voiced by Kent Ito! That makes three HypMic voice actors in twisted wonderland! (The others are Wataru Komada and Subaru Kimura)

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What better way to celebrate New Year's than by pelting our porch skeleton with beaded necklaces?

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What are your favorite albums from this year? Here’s my list.

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I didn't realize Crewel was voiced by Kent Ito! That makes three HypMic voice actors in twisted wonderland! (The others are Wataru Komada and Subaru Kimura)