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literally i drew this exact thing in December and it's my favorite piece BEKFHDKJKDJFJD

i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

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twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

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i can finally show off the Necromancer trench since theyre going into production now!

100% cotton twill outside, cotton printed lining inside, sizes s-3xl! the initial release will be limited but if they sell well theyll be back, with other designs too 🤍

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in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

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My oil painting of the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap

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Grilled shroom for tiny koroks!

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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z: WE MEANT THE TURKEY IS NOT VEGAN NOT THE MAYONNAISE LMAO BAJDJJDDJDJDJDKJDJD WE EAT VEGAN MAYO ALL THE TIME

b: there are vegan turkey roasts Kind Of but theyre very different so I cant try this the way i want to <\3 come on vegan turkey market get on this shit <\3

z: vegan turkey market dont <\3 i dont want this <\3

Okay, so I saw something that made me equally scared and curious, and I want to see if this is a common practice.

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z: im so glad we're vegan bc Id smite him if he tried this EVEN THOUGH ITD PROBABLY WORK

Okay, so I saw something that made me equally scared and curious, and I want to see if this is a common practice.

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hey mutuals ! im still gonna try to post here again despite The Omen Of Death coming upon this site but id love to stay in touch if it does go down 🫂 Im currently on insta @authorofdragons and also on Bluesky though I havent set anything up there yet LMAO. Im basically most active in my discord server and insta but im open to wherever folks are flocking to atm

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SUMMONING ALL DISABLED PEOPLE

Public service announcement

As spooky season starts to ramp up. If you're on medication DO NOT DRINK THE BLACK DRINKS OR FOOD without checking the ingredients.

Charcoal is used as an "all natural" food dye and can make your meds not work as well.

DON'T CONSUME THE BLACK PRODUCTS WITHOUT CHECKING INGREDIENTS FIRST.

-fae

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youre correct and i hate it /lh

My friend ordered mayonnaise ice cream from Starbucks. I gagged both in the dream and when I woke up.

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MY ART BLOCK! CURED! THANKS TO MY QUEER MEN! YES!

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Love drinking tea except the part where I swear profusely

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less than a week til day 1 of my comic's anniversary party!! we always have a blast w these and the discord server is such a fun little place of 76 or so members, with 15 ish active ones. Bonehill has been working super hard on the old concepts slideshow (176 slides jfc) and we are so thankful bc its a LOT given the story started with Bonehill back in 2009. But its a fun time to humorously recap everything and this time the boys will be recapping with me bc they love this shit and it is technically their story to tell after all. And it will be recorded and uploaded to youtube if anyone cant make it or misses a section. Day 2 will be all the fun art streaming and games and movies and what not :] hope to see you there!!

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hey hi whats up we kinda sorta knew each other 1 million years ago on a now-long-gone website called nmg. i was moondragon on there idk if you remember me at all. but i remember you! and uhhh anyway i just wanted to say. i am. er. we are? also plural!! and it made me feel a fucking way (a good way!) to find out that my old friend/art inspiration was also plural and it. yeah. thanks? i think? i think thats the emotion we're trying to convey?

WAAA OMG HELLO!! i remember you from roleplays i think though im a bit foggy on anything else sadly (im awful with names BDKFJDKD) but WE'RE SO GLAD YOU FOUND US AND ITS SO RAD YOU FOUND OUT YOURE PLURAL AS WELL!! its scary being out as plural sometimes but it helps us to know it rlly encourages fellow systems out there 😭😭🧡💛🤍🩵💙 thanks for reaching out!! we're happy to see you!!

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