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very important orchestra performance. please watch

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Jokes like this are what make Tumblr better than the other social networks.

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

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He's using an old Jedi mini trick!

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Overeating is bad for you.

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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As someone who has done both, I totally concur.

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Nothing quite as impermanent as a digital backup.

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For any given decade d, the decade d-1 bleeds intro the first half and the decade d+1 bleeds in for the last half, creating a previously unrecognized mashup of the two.

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Kamala has no clue what she's talking about, but she wants to prove it.

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It's still weird to me how we call it "VHS" now. Nobody used that term when VHS was in popular use. We called the medium "video tapes," or usually, just "tapes." When something was released for it, we didn't say it was being released on VHS, we said it was being released "on video."

And they weren't VHS players! They were VCRs!

How did this change, anyway? Analog horror is popular now, but are the younger generations even aware of the original terms?

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"... a cow on the roof of a cotton house... "

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Speaking as a trained lifeguard, this was a very precarious situation and the old man did the exact right thing, and did it so smoothly it looked like just another surfing trick. Bravo.

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This isn’t controversial and should be the rule. Being forced to continue to pay ever increasing taxes on something you OWN is theft.

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No mouthguards allowed.

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She looks like the twin sister of my Deutschlehrerin from high school, Frau Schiele.

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Edith Wilson's shenanigans were comparable in Woodrow's time, but not as well known. His dealings with his son in Ukraine are comparable. His means of obtaining his current office are comparable.