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People are starting to call the tumblr dash a "feed". Stop 🛑 you're polluting the ecosystem
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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once
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The official collab illustrations are just TOO CUTE, I’m literally in tears… And they’re for Mother’s Day and Father’s Day of all things…! I’m sobbing, crying, absolutely losing it over here… 😭💕
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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
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You might find something like this on your property or along public forest trails. It’s about the same size and shape as a ketchup packet and smells like rotten fish. Believe it or not, this little packet protects you, your pets, and your family. The USDA drops these in areas (including Hamilton County) where raccoon-variant rabies has been known to occur. Raccoons find the packet and eat the contents, and it provides them with immunity to rabies. If you find one, simply leave it where it is, or, if it’s in an area accessible to a pet or child, just put on a pair of gloves and move it. Don’t worry, though— even if it was handled by a human or pet, it doesn’t pose any danger besides an unpleasant odor.
~ For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue
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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something
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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”
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Strawhats!! still style testing... I love them lots
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The visual of the sunflower field in Dressrosa was so striking and hopeful to me. I'd like to think that any time Law encounters some he'd feel a bit more of that hope again, too.
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chikorita's my friend. my funny animal. my houseplant with little nails that click on the kitchen tiles.
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